Homer Simpson Quotes (Page 4)
Season 24, Episode 6: "A Tree Grows in Springfield"
Homer: A paper-based read-a-ma-jig? What are we, cavemen?
• Rating: Unrated
Homer: Free Tibet! You heard me, free him now!
• Rating: 4.3 / 5.0
Season 24, Episode 5: "Penny-Wiseguys"
Dan: How do you keep finding me?
Homer: You really should tweet less.
Dan: But everyone deserves to know what I'm thinking all the time.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 24, Episode 4: "Gone Abie Gone"
Homer: Wait, the frog in the trench coat is Kermit too.
Lenny: All the frogs in that show are Kermit. Keeps all the other frog actors out of work.
• Rating: Unrated
Homer: That's one way to avoid drunk driving.
Marge: Another way is don't drink.
Homer: I'm not Superman.
• Rating: Unrated
Homer: And I don't think you're boring. It's just that in today's multi-channel environment you have too many choices. Look at Sunday night! There's like eight amazing shows, none of them on Fox.
• Rating: Unrated
Homer: Happy Anni..birth..tine's...shark week?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 24, Episode 3: "Adventures in Baby Getting"
The Rich Texan: Stopping all Americans from voting is for the protection of all Americans.
• Rating: Unrated
Homer: Marge, I was just being a good husband by pretending to agree with you while secretly undermining your agenda.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Homer: Geez. I mean I'm no Luis Guzman, but I'm alright.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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