Homer Simpson Quotes
The bed is lifting me, the elevator at work can't even do that.
You went to Hell and came back a winner like Jesus
It's in Hell, the Inferno, Perdition, Arizona without the golf
Homer, if I ever seem that senile, get a gun and...what are you doing with that gun?!Grandpa
Well family, we should be proud. We took on corporate America and broke even.
Homer: Marge, did you replace our regular mirror with a magical mirror from a mystical salesman at a weird store that if we went back to find it it wouldn't be there anymore?
Homer: Marge, who would give up eating steak in the matrix to go slurp goo in Zion?
Marge: We don't have that movie here.
Oh, they're so cute when they're Duplo.
It's not selling out. It's co-branding. Co-branding!
Oh, why are you doing this to me booze, I drank every kind of you.
Do you know how embarrassed I was to get a call at my arraignment for my behavior during the pub crawl because of a voodoo curse my son placed on his art teacher?
Homer: I am as healthy as a horse.
Marge: Horses only live thirty years.