Jack Carter Quotes
Jack: We need to borrow one last piece of equipment.
Andy: That sounds dangerously like conspiracy to commit a felony Sheriff.
Jack: It does; dangerously similar, but uh, this might be our last chance to find the crew of the Astraeus.
Andy: If it were my S.A.R.A.H. up there, I would do anything.
Henry: I'm sorry; I'm just astounded at what Kevin's done.
Jack: Yes, grand larceny is impressive.
Fargo: What else could it be?
Holly: Chemical exposure: A big breath of E8 nerve gas and you will be seeing Elvis driving Santa's sleigh being pulled by a team of dragons.
Carter: First we're going to deal with the dragon, then Elvis.
Kevin: I needed it, so I took it.
Jack: I'm going to pretended you said "borrow" and we are going to take it back.
Jack: Senator Wen, you have to keep searching.
Senator Wen: Sheriff Carter, you have no idea how hard this decision is for me.
Jack: Then don't make it!
Allison: Were back, but it's only been a few minutes, Andy going a bit overboard with the protocols.
Carter: You've been gone a little longer than that.
Allison: How Long?
Carter: Four years.
Allison: What is that?
Jack: A giant snow ninja.
Jo: And it's heading for Eureka!
At least we are three dimensional again... and made of clay.
can you pick up the pace a little your highness?
Jack: Is that a Snowman-Ninja?
Jack: I've eaten snow cones tougher than you.
Jack: Why do you look like the tin man?
Andy: Why do you look like Dudley Doright?
Jack: I do... and I have a hat?!?!
Jack: Why don't you sit down and relax?
Allison: Have you met me?