Jack: We need to borrow one last piece of equipment.
Andy: That sounds dangerously like conspiracy to commit a felony Sheriff.
Jack: It does; dangerously similar, but uh, this might be our last chance to find the crew of the Astraeus.
Andy: If it were my S.A.R.A.H. up there, I would do anything.

Henry: I'm sorry; I'm just astounded at what Kevin's done.
Jack: Yes, grand larceny is impressive.

Fargo: What else could it be?
Holly: Chemical exposure: A big breath of E8 nerve gas and you will be seeing Elvis driving Santa's sleigh being pulled by a team of dragons.
Carter: First we're going to deal with the dragon, then Elvis.

Kevin: I needed it, so I took it.
Jack: I'm going to pretended you said "borrow" and we are going to take it back.

Jack: Senator Wen, you have to keep searching.
Senator Wen: Sheriff Carter, you have no idea how hard this decision is for me.
Jack: Then don't make it!

Allison: Were back, but it's only been a few minutes, Andy going a bit overboard with the protocols.
Carter: You've been gone a little longer than that.
Allison: How Long?
Carter: Four years.

Allison: What is that?
Jack: A giant snow ninja.
Jo: And it's heading for Eureka!

At least we are three dimensional again... and made of clay.

can you pick up the pace a little your highness?

Jack: Is that a Snowman-Ninja?
Sninja: Haaaaayaaaa
Jack: I've eaten snow cones tougher than you.

Jack: Why do you look like the tin man?
Andy: Why do you look like Dudley Doright?
Jack: I do... and I have a hat?!?!

Jack: Why don't you sit down and relax?
Allison: Have you met me?

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Eureka Quotes

Carter: You sure this is not some sort of science-geek-ren-faire thing?
Allison: Well, either we are both having the same delusion or we are really stuck in 1947.

Carter: What does a nanny have that I don't?
Allison: A PhD in early childhood development with an emphasis on organic nutrition.

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