Jack Donaghy Quotes (Page 17)
Season 4, Episode 1: "Season 4"
Jack: I'm in the middle of a RAGING period ... of economic turmoil.
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Jack: Whatever religious undergarment Kenneth wears is in a twist.
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Jack: Oh, that's right, Josh. I forgot about that guy. You think that's a good sign?
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Jack: I want to welcome you to Season Four ... the restaurant where you can get the very best food in the rest of America!
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Jack: We'll trick those race car-loving wide loads into loving your, watching your lefty homoerotic propaganda hour yet!
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 22: "Kidney Now!"
Liz: We sure had quite a year.
Jack: What are you talking about? It's May.
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Jack: I haven't seen this many riled up dirtbags since CVS started to put the cold medicine behind the counter.
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Jack: I don't know. But I have the entire liberal media establishment at my disposal, the same manipulation machine that got Barack Obama elected and donate all of that money for Rainstorm Katrina.
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Jack: Since Giuliani left it's getting harder to harvest hobo organs.
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Jack: Professor Milton Green, who's working on a three volume biography of Jimmy Carter, and if I give him a kidney he might, just might, live long enough to finish it.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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