Jack Donaghy Quotes (Page 29)
Season 3, Episode 7: "Senor Macho Solo"
Jack: Way to tell me something I already knew. What are you, The Huffington Post?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 6: "Christmas Special"
Liz: We need to get these guys! Don't you know the Postmaster General?
Jack: I do, but we had a falling out over the Jerry Garcia stamp. If I wanted to lick a hippie, I'd return Joan Baez's phone calls.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 5: "Reunion"
Jack: Rich fifty is middle class thirty-eight.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jack: Hey Lemon, check this out, I just made it up: the three B's: beers, boats, and buds. Doesn't that sound great?
Liz: Are you having a stroke?
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Jack: Show her the ugly duckling has turned into a vaguely ethnic swan.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 4: "Gavin Volure"
Jack: Kenneth, how much money do you have in your savings?
Kenneth: Well, let's see. [looks in coffee can] Eighty thousand dollars!
Jack: If you don't include Confederate money?
Kenneth: Four thousand dollars!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 3: "The One with the Cast from Night Court"
Liz: No, listen to me. She's not fun, she's just crazy. Like, grab a cop's gun crazy.
Jack: Lemon, having known Claire for a very enjoyable 20 minutes and you for what feels like infinity. I'm going to go with Claire on this one.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 2: "Believe in the Stars"
Jack: What do you take to fly?
Liz: Candy and magazines.
Jack: No no. Pills. Nobody flies without medication anymore. Why shouldn't you enjoy the same luxuries as a dog?
Liz: Comanaprosil? May cause dizziness, sexual nightmares, and sleep crime.
Jack: It's very good.
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Kenneth: I'm glad I'm not a white man, Mr. Donaghy... Is Spongebob Squarepants supposed to be terrifying?
Jack: You're darn right he is, Kenneth.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Kenneth: There's a whole channel on the cable that just tells you what's on the other channels!
Jack: I know, Kenneth. It's okay.
• Rating: Unrated
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