Look at this guy ... he used to be a man once.

Elisa? I was about to do the whole run to the airport thing, like Ross did on Friends and Liz Lemon did in real life.

Hallowed be my reservation. If you are able to hold my table ... Have them delay our heavenly dessert, and forgive us our lateness, as we forgive those who cause us to be late ...

I have faith ... in things that I can buy and sell and deregulate. Capitalism is my religion.

I once declared 'I am God' during a deposition.

I may have sodomized our former vice president while under the influence of some weapons grade narcotics. Oh, it feels good to say that one out loud actually. That one was weighing on me.

I believe we were brought together by the most successful capitalist enterprise in the history of the world. Despite the McLean Deluxe and the MickeyMoo.

Jack: Oh, come on Lemon, what is this? A green card thing?
Liz: No.
Jack: Closet case?
Liz: I don't think so.
Jack: Slump buster?
Liz: No, he's not a ballplayer.
Jack: Bundy-esque serial killer?
Liz: That was my first thought, but no. This is actually happening, and I'm blowing it.

[to Liz] I give you a simple management suggestion in a professional context, and I get back the second half of a Judy Blume novel.

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