Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCFavorite Jay Pritchett Quotes
Gloria: I took him to a farm where he has plenty of room to run.
Jay: That's the second thing they say when something's dead.
Now, the old Jay would have said, 'I wanted to be on a lake with a fishing rod and sunshine. Not bobbing around at night in a swimming pool.' I miss the old Jay.
Manny: I wish I could stay home with you and fly toy airplanes.
Jay: These aren't toy airplanes, Manny. These are models and they're very complicated. You wanna fly one of these, you gotta be familiar with air foyle, drag, lift and thrust, and these are all principles of aerodynamics.
Manny: The box says twelve and up.
Jay: What?!
Gloria: You can fly toy planes with Jay next time. Today you have to spend time with Luke.
Manny: Why?
Gloria: Because his mother invited you, so you go. Family needs to be close, right Jay?
Jay [looking at the box]: I'm pretty sure this is a typo
I'm lucky only one guy turned around.
I could be sitting grill-side watching a guy build an onion volcano. Instead, I got Rico Suave in my kitchen.
Gloria [about Manny]: It's good, he keeps us grounded
Jay: Like a fog at a airport
Pretty soon you get some hair on your chest, you start answering the phone, and people don't think you're ladies.
Gloria: Where I come from, brothers respect each other.
Jay: That's why Colombia is such a peaceful country.
Jay: How much longer do I have to listen to the Julia Child impression?
Phil: For as long as it's still funny.
Jay: I think the timer just went off on that.
I don't get how one dog keeps you awake when you grew up sleeping through cockfights and revolutions.
I can't take another farm story.
What do you say? Anybody up for a hobo adventure?
