Jay Pritchett Quotes (Page 11)
Season 1, Episode 22: "Airport"
Jay: Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven and landed on earth.
Gloria: I didn't... oh, because I'm an angel!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 21: "Travels With Scout"
Jay: It's just the doorbell.
Manny: Maybe a demon is ringing it!
• Rating: Unrated
Jay: What's up with the big sweater at a concert? Some sort of gay thing?
Mitchell: No, it's from this apres-ski party and... yes, it's some sort of gay thing.
• Rating: Unrated
Jay: You want scary? When I was his age I lived through the Cuban Missile Crisis. I slept with a butter knife under my pillow in case I had to fight some Soviet colonel.
Gloria: Why?
Jay: Because I could identify all the Commi planes.
Gloria: What are we talking about?!?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 20: "Benched"
Manny: Any suggestions?
Jay: I usually go with earrings
• Rating: Unrated
Season 1, Episode 19: "Game Changer"
Gloria [at chess]: Look at this, papi!
Jay: Easy, you can't sing "We Are The Champions" without your Queen.
• Rating: Unrated
Jay: You said that everything you needed to learn you'd learn from Westside Story.
• Rating: Unrated
Jay [on teaching Manny chess]: I'm going to teach him the real version, not the Colombian version. We actually use the pieces to play the game, not smuggle stuff out of the country.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 1, Episode 17: "Truth Be Told"
Gloria: And you really didn't know he was gay?
Jay: I must have, right?
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Jay: To this day, Mitchell looks at me, I see him thinking 'that's the guy who killed Flyza Minnelli.'
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
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