Jay Pritchett Quotes
What do you say? Anybody up for a hobo adventure?
Manny: I don't like the sound of that. A lot of amenities disappear when an H turns into an M!
Jay: Hey when I met you, you were eating cereal out of a bucket.
How do I say this without sounding like an ass? I'm kind of a legend to these guys.
Jay: I don't know what they do in Columbia.
Gloria: No one does and don't ask.
First of all, that lady is my son.
Remember that time I told you I couldn't make your figure skating competition because I was stuck at work? By stuck I meant drunk and by work I meant the golf course!
Isn't it enough this family spends a lot of time together? Now we have to inbreed?
Stop acting like I'm some staunchy old coot! I've grown.
I can't express to you how badly this kid needs football.
You came out of the womb like that. I'm not entirely sure there wasn't a twin in there that you bumped off.
Sometimes the best thing to do in a race to the top is grease the pole behind you.
This is a lot of hocus pocus, I can't believe I bought a coffee cake over this!!!