Jay Pritchett Quotes (Page 9)
Season 2, Episode 7: "Chirp"
Jay: We finish each other's sentences. Like, tonight we are going to... Gloria: Have so much fun!
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 6: "Halloween"
Jay: This whole thing is a colossal fog cue.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 5: "Unplugged"
Gloria: I took him to a farm where he has plenty of room to run.
Jay: That's the second thing they say when something's dead.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jay [to Glorida]: I don't get how one dog keeps you awake when you grew up sleeping through cockfights and revolutions.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jay: Don't most kids drink soda?
Manny: Who knows what they do?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jay [on Gloria]: She's always had a certain comfort level with... killing.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 4: "Strangers on a Treadmill"
Jay [on calling out "Carlos!"]: I'm lucky only one guy turned around.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 3: "Earthquake"
Jay: I'm probably going to have a Latino kid carry my clubs anyway, might as well be you.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 2: "The Kiss"
Jay: Was that before or after you were delivered to my door in a squad car wearing nothing but your underwear and a police hat.
• Rating: Unrated
Jay: I'm gonna go get a beer, beer, beer before I punch you in the head, head, head.
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
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