Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCJay Pritchett Quotes
There's no reason you should stay upright, but it just works.
Two thirds of my house can't do what a billion Chinese do.
Stephen Hawking could ride that bike.
Pretty soon you get some hair on your chest, you start answering the phone, and people don't think you're ladies.
Jay: Flag on the play.
Manny: What does that mean?!?
You'd think growing up in a place full of death squads and drunken uncles, she'd have learned to move a little bit faster.
I'm just saying you were never much of a kid. And that's a good thing 'cause I never liked kids.
Manny: Where did I hear that siren?
Jay: That was your mother screaming.
Gloria: I wasn't that bad.
Jay: Cars were pulling over.
Jay: We finish each other's sentences. Like, tonight we are going to... Gloria: Have so much fun!
This whole thing is a colossal fog cue.
Gloria: I took him to a farm where he has plenty of room to run.
Jay: That's the second thing they say when something's dead.
I don't get how one dog keeps you awake when you grew up sleeping through cockfights and revolutions.
