Jay Pritchett Quotes (Page 4)
Season 3, Episode 17: "Leap Day"
Jay [about Mitchell]: First of all, that lady is my son.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 16: "Virgin Territory"
Jay: Remember that time I told you I couldn't make your figure skating competition because I was stuck at work? By stuck I meant drunk and by work I meant the golf course!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 15: "Aunt Mommy"
Jay: Isn't it enough this family spends a lot of time together? Now we have to inbreed?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jay: Stop acting like I'm some staunchy old coot! I've grown.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Jay [about Manny]: I can't express to you how badly this kid needs football.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 12: "Egg Drop"
Jay [to Claire]: You came out of the womb like that. I'm not entirely sure there wasn't a twin in there that you bumped off.
• Rating: Unrated
Jay: Sometimes the best thing to do in a race to the top is grease the pole behind you.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 11: "Lifetime Supply"
Jay: This is a lot of hocus pocus, I can't believe I bought a coffee cake over this!!!
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 10: "Express Christmas"
Jay: Hey what do you say we cut our losses? Let's go out to a nice Chinese restaurant and have a traditional Jewish Christmas.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Cam: Why so much tape Jay?
Jay: Why are you wearing a sweater when it's 95 degrees out?
Cam: It's my Christmas sweater!
Jay: Based on those stains, you are the Christmas sweater.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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