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A 100 year old man spent 30 years creating a video game? This I have to see.

Helping only ourselves is bad and helping each other is good.

Abed won't go to any kind of doctor on his own. Last year we caught him trying to remove his own tonsils.

Chang is a psychopathic wannabe warlord with an army of prepubescent thugs. He as living in the school's airvent system with a monkey!

You seemed smarter to me when I met you.

Dean Pelton: I'm inclined to agree with the man in uniform.
Jeff: Shocker.

Jeff: If it's any consolation, she got me here on a very misleading text message.
Annie: Technically, you are about to be screwed in the biology room.

Maybe after a long dark night, the sun is starting to rise at Greendale.

I just wanted to see what the deal is. And obviously the deal was he's a dirtball and Britta hates herself, voila.

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