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So what Britta you're in love with a guy named after a kickboxing vampire movie?

No woman, none of us have to go to anyone. And the idea that we do is a mental illness we contracted from breath mint commercials and Sandra Bullock.
We can't keep going to each other until we learn to go to ourselves. Stop making our hatred of ourselves someone else's job and just stop hating ourselves.

I can't think of a better use of my time here than being unconscious.

Aviators. Final boarding call, Beefcake Airways.

Jeff: Do you even know what an analogy is:
Britta: It's a a thought... with another thought's hat on.

Oh please, not liking Glee club doesn't make us bullies and implying that is reverse bully-ism!

That's what worries me about this guy, he's equal parts Hanson and Manson.

Merry Christmas everyone. The Glee club just became the History club.

Shirley I'm gonna be perfectly blunt with you, the few times you've been a little bad are when I liked you the most.

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