Jeff Winger Quotes (Page 7)
Season 3, Episode 2: "Geography of Global Conflict"
Jeff: Annie stop. You're acting like a little school girl and not in a hot way.
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Jeff: Wow, Annie. How progressive of you to have a multicultural evil twin?!
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Season 3, Episode 1: "Biology 101"
Jeff: We've parted ways with our closest, oldest, craziest, most racist, oldest, elderly crazy friend. And he's not coming back.
Pierce: I'm back!
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Jeff: It's a scary, Chang-filled world out there.
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Jeff: I think time flies when you're joking around about movie titles that sound like names for poop.
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Season 2, Episode 24: "For A Few Paintballs Or More"
Jeff: I don't step up to being leader, Troy. I reluctantly accept it when it's thrust upon me.
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Season 2, Episode 23: "A Fist Full of Paintballs"
Jeff: I hear he has more paint than a French kindergarten.
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Jeff: My forehead's not that big right?
Troy: It's not small.
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Jeff: I'm not risking my butt hauling ammo back for the guy that has Vicky dancing for Twinkies.
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Season 2, Episode 22: "Applied Anthropology and Culinary Arts"
Britta: Women have a connection to their bodies you could never understand
Jeff: You have a booger.
Britta: I know. It's a part of me.
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