He's deferring from enrolling and deferring from returning my phone calls. So I'm deferring from sleeping with him ever again.

Klaus: What are you afraid of?
Caroline: You. I'm afraid of you.

Rebekah: All hands on deck. That's the motto around here, right?
Caroline: We don't have a motto.

I know you said to kill her with kindness, but can't I just kill her?

Caroline: I have a real crisis on my hands: Elena stole my prom dress!

If you need anything else... don't call me. I have a prom to plan.

My God, you do have a heart? Oh, my bad! It's just a bloody rib.

I'm supposed to be running three different prom committees right now and you keep phone stalking me!

People who do terrible things are just terrible people.

Caroline: Feeding on the competition, hello did you not hear what Damon told you?
Elena: I did but who cares? I'll do whatever I want.

It's called a Crypt Text. I've seen The Da Vinci Code.

You are not even worth the calories I burn talking to you

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.


When 9 Russians tell you you're drunk, you lie down.

Enzo [to Bonnie]