No one is better off without their parents.

Caroline: I'm too smart to be seduced by you.
Klaus: That's why I like you.

Klaus: Join us for a drink.
Caroline: I'd rather die of thirst, but thanks!

Klaus: Good evening.
Caroline: I need a drink.

Caroline: Are you going to kill me?
Klaus: On your birthday? Do you really think that low of me?
Caroline: Yes.

Matt is an innocent, good person who should not be going to dances with evil blood sluts.

I finally almost got your mom to stop hating me, so I probably shouldn't get caught in some kind of vampire threesome with her son.

Caroline: You have to earn the over-nighter.
Tyler: I consider that a challenge.

Tyler: How did I get here?
Caroline: I brought you here. You were being a major d-bag.

Caroline: How do I fix him?
Damon: Get a new boyfriend.

Why should I let the fact that my boyfriend was turned into a hybrid put a damper on my day?

Caroline: Do you think Matt's going to be okay?
Tyler: I am kissing you and you are wondering about your ex-boyfriend?

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.


When 9 Russians tell you you're drunk, you lie down.

Enzo [to Bonnie]