(Elaine is surfing through TV stations)
Elaine: Ooo the naked channel!
Jerry: (reaching for the remote) No, I don't want to watch the naked channel.
Elaine: (Pulling the remote away) Been a while?

Couch grass and cramp bark? You know, I think that's what killed Curly.

(reading his note) 'Fax me some halibut.' Is that funny? Is that a joke?

Jerry: Eckman? I thought he was doing time?
Kramer: No, no, he's out. He got out.

George: It's all over for me. In fact...let's end it right now. Jerry, kill me, kill me now. I'm begging you. Let's just get it over with. Be a pal. Just take the pillow and put it over my face.
Jerry: Well, uh...What? Kinda like this?
George (muffled) What are you doing?! What are you, crazy?!
Elaine: Jerry!
Jerry: Elaine! What are you doing here?

Tor: No. You know, I am not a business man. I'm a holistic healer. It's a calling, it's a gift. You see, it's in the best interest of the medical profession that you remain sick. You see, that insures good business. You're not a patient. You're a customer.
Jerry: And you're not a doctor, but you play one in real life.

Well it's like the Capulets and the Montagues.

Yeah if you're exposed to gamma rays!

Women go after doctors like men go after models, they want someone with knowledge of the body, we just want the body.

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