New Girl
Tuesdays 8:30 PM on FOXFavorite Jess Day Quotes
It was firm but tender. I saw through space and time for a moment, but that's not the point.
So, would you like to freak?
Nick: You can't separate your feelings from sex? So what? You're a girl!
Jess: I deserve to have a shorty on the side!
Jess: Nick kissed me?
Cece: WHAAAAAAAAAA?
What happened to guys in this bar? Did they open a bus station next door?
What's going on? Did you guys watch porn together again? Why do you keep doing that? It's always awkward!
Paul is the all-time worst crier. It's like a slow motion sneeze.
When did you become a Bond villain who can't afford to not live with roommates?
I saw him this morning and he just panic moonwalked away from me.
Jess: If we're all really honest with ourselves, isn't it all about the gonads? Am I right, ladies?
Ladies: No!
Do you remember when you got yourself off to An Inconvenient Truth? Or dressed up as Shia LaBeouf from Wall Street 2? Or said that jazz music was America's greatest mistake?
Nick: You never listen to pipe talk.
Jess: Pipe talk is boring.
