Actually, I don't trust what "cool" means to all of you, so how about just " be normal".

You've all thought about me while self-completing!?

Guess what you guys? My shoes are filled with blood!

What's going on? Why is the cast of The Social Network in our apartment?

I would have lasted two seconds in the court of the sun king. I think about that all the time.

Jess: You've always wanted a thing, so maybe this is your thing. The guy with no phone.
Nick: But who is that guy!?

Do you have like a box of charity phones you're sending to Africa? Can he just have one of those?

Do you remember when you got yourself off to An Inconvenient Truth? Or dressed up as Shia LaBeouf from Wall Street 2? Or said that jazz music was America's greatest mistake?

New Girl Quotes

You question my pajamas? You make me question our entire friendship!

Jess

Do not challenge me to a sex stand-off. I can channel all of my sexual energy into knitting. How do you think I made it through high school?

Jess