Jess Day Quotes
Jess: Do you want to know what I'm wearing under this shirt?
Nick: Yeah, sure.
Jess: An invisible shirt.
Jess: Where are your nipples, man?
Schmidt: I'll never tell!
Jess: Nick kissed me?
I just wanted to listen to Taylor Swift alone!
It was firm but tender. I saw through space and time for a moment, but that's not the point.
I saw him this morning and he just panic moonwalked away from me.
What is the big deal? Let's just suck it up and French a little.
Nick: You never listen to pipe talk.
Jess: Pipe talk is boring.
Nick, I need you.
What are you, the doodle police?
There's more to A Father's Love than just semen! Ew!
I should have brought my stethoscope. I'm seeing a lot of split ends. The cut is all wrong for the shape of its face.