Jess Day Quotes
Ten years? You guys are like Bert and Ernie.
If somebody walked in here and saw us, they'd be like, "Look at these two totally normal roommates. I bet they never sucked face." But we did. You sucked my face.
Jess: Do you want to know what I'm wearing under this shirt?
Nick: Yeah, sure.
Jess: An invisible shirt.
Jess: Where are your nipples, man?
Schmidt: I'll never tell!
Jess: Nick kissed me?
I just wanted to listen to Taylor Swift alone!
It was firm but tender. I saw through space and time for a moment, but that's not the point.
I saw him this morning and he just panic moonwalked away from me.
What is the big deal? Let's just suck it up and French a little.
Nick: You never listen to pipe talk.
Jess: Pipe talk is boring.
Nick, I need you.
What are you, the doodle police?