Jess Day Quotes
Just remember, you caught him pleasuring himself to a mail-order steak catalog.
What happened to guys in this bar? Did they open a bus station next door?
I wish I knew what was going on in Nick's head. He's like a...grumpy mystery.
Ten years? You guys are like Bert and Ernie.
If somebody walked in here and saw us, they'd be like, "Look at these two totally normal roommates. I bet they never sucked face." But we did. You sucked my face.
Jess: Do you want to know what I'm wearing under this shirt?
Nick: Yeah, sure.
Jess: An invisible shirt.
Jess: Where are your nipples, man?
Schmidt: I'll never tell!
Jess: Nick kissed me?
I just wanted to listen to Taylor Swift alone!
It was firm but tender. I saw through space and time for a moment, but that's not the point.
I saw him this morning and he just panic moonwalked away from me.
What is the big deal? Let's just suck it up and French a little.