Jess Day Quotes
Nick: You never listen to pipe talk.
Jess: Pipe talk is boring.
Nick, I need you.
What are you, the doodle police?
There's more to A Father's Love than just semen! Ew!
I should have brought my stethoscope. I'm seeing a lot of split ends. The cut is all wrong for the shape of its face.
Jess: But I need like a backstory, like why am I mad at the can?
Angie: The can is your ex-boyfriend and he did not respect your space and thought that your arts and crafts section of your house was ridiculous.
Angie: Yeah, enough?
You're dating a stripper, I'm dating a tall handsome doctor. We're kinda living the dream.
I don't know the words!
Jess: You're too late. I'm in love. With Winston.
Winston: You know, it just got stuck up there so far, so quickly.
He's talking to a woman with a sexuality I won't jump to conclusions about.
Winston: The phone?
Jess: I don't know...looks like a meth-head sandwich to me!
Winston: There are parts of my butt that only a tub can clean.
Jess: Ew, but okay!