Jim Halpert Quotes (Page 11)
Season 6, Episode 8: "Koi Pond"
Jim: Truthfully, it wasn't the way he fell in, it was... how long it took him to get out.
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Season 6, Episode 7: "The Lover"
Jim: Oh, so Dwight gave me this wooden mallard as a gift. I found a recording device in it. Yes. So. I think if I play it just right, I can get Dwight to live out the plot of National Treasure.
Pam: You need to be more upset about this. She's your mother too now. Your mother is sleeping with Michael Scott.
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Pam: Maybe I'm overreacting.
Jim: Yeah. Maybe.
Pam: But I don't think I am.
Jim: You're not. No.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Toby: Hey Jim!
Jim: Not now Toby! My God!
Michael: Get the hell out of here, idiot.
Toby: [walking away] What did I do?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jim: Okay, as far as dinner tonight, cancel that. And please, for both of our sakes, never, ever, ever see her again.
Michael: I think you're underestimating Pam. I think more than anything she wants me to be happy.
Jim: No. Not more than anything.
Michael: Ok. I have a good thing with the mom.
Jim: Don't call her the mom.
Michael: She's right on my way home from work.
Jim: THEN TAKE A DIFFERENT WAY HOME MAN!
Michael: Alright! I'll take service streets.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 4: "Niagara"
Jim: Is there something about being a manager that makes you say stupid things?
Micbael: I have no found that to be the case.
• Rating: 1.0 / 5.0
Jim: This is a fire cracker-free wedding.
• Rating: Unrated
Michael [on Jim and Pam's wedding]" It's just a really important day for me.
Jim: Well, congrats!
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Season 6, Episode 3: "The Promotion"
Jim: I've been studying Michael for years and I've condensed what I've learned into this chart. [holds up pie chart] "How Michael Spends His Time." You can see we have "procrastinating," and "distracting others," and this tiny sliver here, is "critical thinking." I made it bigger. So that you could see it.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Kevin: What does a bean mean?
Pam: Why aren't there any beans on this very old, frizzy-haired picture of me?
Kevin: Michael, what does a bean mean.
Pam: Jim?
Jim: I was just trying to be unbiased.
Kevin: WHAT DOES A BEAN MEAN.
Oscar: Would someone please explain to Kevin?
Meredith: Why can't you? My time is just as valuable as yours.
Phyllis: Not according to the beans.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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