Pam: Wanna count her fingers and toes again?
Jim: No. Let her rest. I'm sure there are still 12 of each.

She's also fully effaced, which... I don't know what that is.

Pam: Don't be mad.
Jim: Mad? How could I be mad? We're having a little girl.

We're calling an audible. That's her call because she's the quarterback. I'm just the left tackle... who happened to get her pregnant.

Jim: [The baby] wasn't conceived here. Burning Man. Port-o-potty!
Michael: Yuck! TMI! How was it? Tell me later.

Jim: I do not plan on helping unless it's a boy.
Pam: I cannot wait for that joke to be over.

Jim: In which movie did they realize the boss was within earshot and they just went to talk to her?
Michael: Lethal Weapon?
Jim: Then I think we should do it the Lethal Weapon way.

Jim: If not, there's always the army. The... infantry.
Pam: Okay.

You've been shown a nonsensical video. You're probably wondering what's going on. Well, you're not alone.

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