Jim Halpert Quotes (Page 4)
Season 7, Episode 10: "China"
Jim: He really does fit that old stereotype of the smug gay Mexican.
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Pam: Does anyone want to know where I've been for the past two hours?
Jim: Oh my God. I've been play zombie soccer for the past two hours?
• Rating: Unrated
Dwight: As a fellow Dunder Mifflin employee, I feel for you, but like you, I am completely powerless to the whims of the new building owner.
Jim: Which is you.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 9: "WUPHF.com"
Jim: If I can make mushed carrots seem better than a boob, I can pretty much sell anything.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 6: "Costume Contest"
Jim: Stanley just drank OJ out of my mug and didn't seem to realize that it wasn't his hot coffee. So the question has to be asked, is there no limit to what he won't notice?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 5: "The Sting"
Jim: Meredith Van Helsing?
Dwight: Van Helsing was a respected professor before he was a vampire killer.
Jim: Okay, but what is he more famous for?
• Rating: Unrated
Dwight: Who is this "the Steve Nash"?
Jim: Phoenix Suns point guard...nothing?
Dwight: No, Mr. jock hipster.
Jim: Well I'm neither of those things so...
• Rating: Unrated
Season 7, Episode 3: "Andy's Play"
Jim: We're never leaving the house again.
Pam: Not together!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 2: "Counseling"
Dwight: I see you found our magical toy box Jim.
Jim: These are actually forks and knives from the break room.
Dwight: Jim (laughs), to you and me maybe, but come on. To a child's imagination, that's Mr. Fork and Lieutenant Knife...and Miss Fork.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 1: "Nepotism"
Dwight: Bigger the key chain, more powerful the man.
Jim: That's right...janitor said that.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
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