Entourage

Johnny "Drama" Chase Quotes (Page 15)

Drama: I begged Mom to come to my Viking Quest DVD release party. She said no! What could possibly get her to come to this?
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James Woods: You got five seconds to give me my f**king tickets! Five!
Drama: Or what? You're gonna huff and puff and blow the house down?
James Woods: How bout I'm gonna knock this f**king door down and come in there and shove your head up Turtle's ass! Give me my f**king tickets! You got five seconds! Five!
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Drama: I hope this doesn't affect my status over there.
Turtle: I'm sure your still their least important client, Drama. Don't worry
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Drama: You promised me something outta this deal!
Pauly: Your taking his TV? What are you, a f**king Surreal Life cast member? You freak
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Drama: The question you gotta ask yourself is, E, are we family?
Turtle: Yeah, E, are we family?
Vince: What are we if we're not family?
Drama: Just four guys who are a little too old to still be living together.
Eric: Yeah, and one guy who's way too old
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Turtle: What the f**k are you taking pictures of?
Drama: What do you mean? Them. This way, when Vince goes into denial about it, it's proof.
Turtle: You don't think he'll believe us?
Drama: Nobody ever wants to believe you're being two-timed, Turtle.
Turtle: How many times have you been cheated on?
Drama: Too many, Turtle. Too many
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Turtle: They rented Brian's Song, E!
Eric: I heard you. What do you want me to do?
Drama: The ultimate guy-cry movie.
Turtle: He cries in front of her, shows her he's sensitive, bang! he moves right in.
Drama: Yeah. His tears will basically act as a lubricant
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Drama: Great job, Turtle. You just sold a song you don't own.
Turtle: You know what my pops used to say?
Drama: "I wish I had a daughter"?
Turtle: No. "Sell it, don't smell it." Don't worry we'll get the rights.
Drama: How?
Turtle: We'll wing it, my man
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Drama: This is crazy - coming down here and not strapped.
Turtle: You don't even own a gun, Drama.
Drama: I don't need a gun, Turtle. All I needed was my nunchucks...but you wouldn't stop by the house
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Drama: No one takes cabs in L.A., Turtle.
Turtle: 'Cause no one can figure out what color they are. I mean they got blue one, green ones, red ones, white ones.
Drama: You know, f*ck a city where the cabs aren't monochromatic yellow
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