Johnny "Drama" Chase Quotes
Drama: This is kind of embarrassing but sometimes I wake up in the morning fully tented. Any advice?
Dr. Joyce Brothers: Well at your age, consider yourself lucky
Eric: Where's Vince?
Drama: I left him in aisle 9 with that MILF.
Turtle: He's probably banging her in the produce section by now
Drama: Movie of the Week. Joe Mantegna.
Turtle: Joe Montana's acting now?
Drama: Joe Mantegna, dickhead
Eric: You make it like we're in the Far East, Drama.
Drama: Trust me, I know Malibu. One second there's no Fruit Loops, the next the mudslide is slinging a four hundred pound boulder through your dining room
Eric: What do you guys think of Cameron Diaz for Aquagirl?
Drama: Love her.
Turtle: Fuck that. She's got a boyfriend. Upside is you bang her, he gets pissed off. Downside is she's loyal. Who wants to make a movie with someone you have no shot at?
Vince: He's got a point.
Drama: If you don't want Vince's head all fucked up, make sure Mandy Moore doesn't get this movie.
Turtle: Seriously, that will drown Aquaman.
Eric: Why? What'd he do to her?
Turtle: To her? It's what she did to him.
Drama: She crushed him, bro. Crushed him.
Eric: Come on, I've never seen Vince hurt over a girl.
Drama: It got ugly, E. He was doing drive-bys to her house, late night hang-ups...
Turtle: He made a mix tape.
Eric: Bullshit.
(to Eric) Mandy Moore is Aquaman's kryptonite, bro.
Rufus: I don't love the shirt, personally.
Vince: Rufus, you don't like the shirt?
Drama: Vince, that shirt dulls the sparkle in your eyes. If I was you, I'd go with the blue Faconnable. It says, "Hello, I'm here, and I'm doing fine without you."
Drama: In Palm Springs I had a king size bed all to myself.
Eric: Yeah, he tried to bang a bunch of senior citizens but he's a non-closer.
Drama: Oh, you slay me E
Drama: Take it all in. Your first film festival only happens once, Vince. I let my first one pass me by. Barely remember a thing.
Turtle: What was that festival again, Drama? 'Cause we barely remember it either.
Drama: Palm Springs International '93. I was the toast of the town. I thought I told you guys about this?
Drama: No, this is a question... in two parts. Are you interested in seeing any films while you're here, Alejandro? And would you ever consider an American with some Chilean blood in him for the part of Raoul in "The Bull Fighter"?
Alejandro: I would consider anyone who would bring truth to the role.
Drama: Good, 'cause I'm the sixth lead in "Queens Boulevard," and I would be delighted if you would be my guest.
Turtle: I know everything about the Sudan. For example, it's in Northern Africa, population 38 million, give or take a few, their currency is the dinar and their major exports are oil, petroleum products and ground nuts.
Cassie: Wow, Turtle. It's great you have this intellectual curiosity for the Sudanese.
Turtle: I'm a humanitarian at heart, especially when it comes to indigenous cultures.
Drama: Yeah, I'm curious too. How the fuck did you know all that?
Turtle: I googled it, motherfucker. Keep up.
