Entourage

Johnny "Drama" Chase Quotes (Page 16)

Drama: Superhero or no superhero, it's downright rude to be this tardy. Maybe we should get him a driver.
Eric: He's got a driver.
Turtle: It's not my fault. I'm on call, but I need to be called.
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Drama: Oh, hey, Aquaman! Mandy finally let you out of her web?
Vince: Sorry I'm late. You know how hard it is to break away from a good spooning
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Drama: I'm telling you, once your car's been stolen, it never runs the same again. It's like a guy sleeping with your girl. He leaves his mark all over her.
Vince: And how does a car know it's been stolen?
Drama: Ask the Buddhists, bro. They believe everything's got a soul, even a toaster oven
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Turtle: Yo, Vince, this s**t is hot! Who is it?
Vince: No clue.
Drama: Sounds like Eminem to me.
Turtle: What do you know about hip-hop, Drama?
Drama: Are you crazy, bro? I'm O.G.
Turtle: O.G.? The last hip-hop CD you bought was the Kid 'N Play box set
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Miss Saigon: What you looking for my son for?
Turtle: We want to make him rich.
Miss Saigon: What are you, drug dealers?
Turtle: Oh, no, no, we're music guys.
Drama: Actually, I'm an actor, ma'am. You might have seen me on 227 back in 1994.
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Saigon: You two got yourselves a client. That's why y'all here, right? Y'all want to manage me?
Drama: Not me. I've got my own flourishing career to manage.
Saigon's friend: What do you do?
Turtle: He just tries to act like he's not retarded
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Drama: You know Brooke Shields was the first girl I ever seriously jerked off to.
Turtle: That's romantic, Drama. You should tell her
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Drama: In the comforting scene, I thought that a little kiss might add a some pathos.
Brooke Shields: Kiss?
Drama: Yeah nothing crazy, more in love than lust.
Brooke Shields: You're playing my brother
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[Turtle helping Drama rehearse script]
Turtle: It says we're supposed to hug. I ain't hugging you.
Drama: Don't be a wise ass, Turtle. Just read the lines like Brooke would
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Turtle: You're doing a couple of scenes on an MOW. It ain't fate and you ain't banging Brooke Shields.
Drama: The on-set romance is a time-honored Hollywood tradition, Turtle. Wake up!
Turtle: Ain't she married?
Drama: Yeah, to a writer. I mean, come on. Me or a writer?
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