Johnny "Drama" Chase Quotes
Drama [to Cassie: It's all a matter of preference. Do you prefer tall, lean and handsome or, uh... short, fat and ugly?
Turtle: Haha, you know what? He's right. I mean, do you want somebody who's cute, funny and cuddly? Or somebody's who's bitter, out of work and losing his hair by the minute?
Drama: I'm not losing my hair.
Turtle: Yeah, you are.
Drama: I had a small part in The Crow.
Turtle: He was the bird!
Drama: I'm not going to hit a girl.
Li Lei: Only girl in the room is the one wearing pretty yellow belt
Drama: I still remember my first national commercial.
Eric: Oh, what was that, Valtrex?
Drama: Yeah it was, so fucking what? It got me my Fiat. Plus I got a blow job from the makeup girl who put my sores on.
Turtle, if you can't get laid here, turn your dick in.
[referring to Turle's cold streak with getting laid]
Vince: Go easy on 'em, E, even A-Rod goes on a bad run sometimes.
Drama: Yeah, but even when A-Rod's slumping, he's still getting pussy.
[Eric laughs]
Turtle: Keep fucking laughing, E. You give me the manager title, I'll be overflowing in it.
Plastic Surgeon: Oh, Mr. Chase, the cost of the operation will be $10,000.
Drama: Do you take S.A.G. insurance?
Drama: As long as you go underneath the muscle, like with tits, they have a natural feel.
Eric: So you've felt a man's fake calf before?
Turtle: You sat at Hugh Hefner's table?
Drama: Yeah, during the Melrose years.
Eric: Don't you mean the Melrose months Drama?
Drama: Can I ask you a question?
Guy With Big Calves: Yeah, what?
Drama: Are those real, or are they implants?
Guy With Big Calves: What?
Drama: Your calves, bro.
Guy With Big Calves: What? Are you joking?
Drama: Okay, keep it to yourself. But if you tell me they're real, I ain't buyin it.
Drama: I had an Italian sports car in '94. They're a delight.
Turtle: You had a Fiat, Drama
Kristen's cute in that 'I wanna marry you so I could divorce you someday' kind of way
