Entourage

Johnny "Drama" Chase Quotes (Page 17)

Vince: Tomorrow's her birthday so I've got to do something special.
Eric: It's been 24 hours. I think flowers will do.
Drama: You should have started dating her next week, bro. You could've saved yourself some coin. I remember I broke up with Stacy Laruzo a week before Valentine's Day. I got back with her a week after. No chocolates. No roses.
Eric: No class
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Drama: Yeah, Vince, let's do a Tarantino movie. He could revive me like he did for Travolta.
Turtle: Be more like reviving Freddie Boom Boom Washington
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Drama: Do you know what time it is?
Brooke Shields: Oh, sorry, no watch.
Drama: Yeah, I noticed you don't wear any jewelry.
Brooke Shields: No, I never really have.
Drama: Yeah, me neither. No watch, no bracelet, no ring
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[talking about going to Napa for the weekend...]
Drama: Hey, maybe I'll bring Brooke [Shields]. Get to know her, so that we feel comfortable for the love scene
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[as E and Sloan walk into the club...]
Vince: Well, look what we have here.
Turtle: We were about to start hanging signs on trees.
Drama: Yeah, "Miniature Irish Setter. Answers to the name of E."
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Drama [to Turtle]: You eating now would be like jerking off an hour before f**king a supermodel.
Turtle: If I was f**king a supermodel, I would jerk off. That way I can go all night
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Ari: Hey! You boys missed Temple.
Drama: We thought that was for Jews only
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Turtle: Three thousand dollar suit just to wound up some p***y, huh, E?
Drama: Nah, it's a good investment. McQuewick's gotta be worth a hundred million easy. You buying that suit is like buying Microsoft in the '80s. That's if you can get the girl
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Eric: He disappeared with Sloan.
Drama: Probably at the tennis courts. I hear that's where you f**k at the Beverly Hilton
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Turtle [to Eric]: Well, why don't you wear that suit you wore for your high school graduation? It's still hanging in your closet.
Vince: I thought that was his communion suit.
Drama: Yeah, well, E didn't grow much from communion to high school graduation so it's probably the same suit.
Eric: F**k you guys. I'm going to Men's Warehouse.
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