Entourage

Johnny "Drama" Chase Quotes (Page 20)

Drama: No, this is a question... in two parts. Are you interested in seeing any films while you're here, Alejandro? And would you ever consider an American with some Chilean blood in him for the part of Raoul in "The Bull Fighter"?
Alejandro: I would consider anyone who would bring truth to the role.
Drama: Good, 'cause I'm the sixth lead in "Queens Boulevard," and I would be delighted if you would be my guest.
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Turtle: I know everything about the Sudan. For example, it's in Northern Africa, population 38 million, give or take a few, their currency is the dinar and their major exports are oil, petroleum products and ground nuts.
Cassie: Wow, Turtle. It's great you have this intellectual curiosity for the Sudanese.
Turtle: I'm a humanitarian at heart, especially when it comes to indigenous cultures.
Drama: Yeah, I'm curious too. How the f**k did you know all that?
Turtle: I googled it, motherf**ker. Keep up.
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Drama [to Cassie: It's all a matter of preference. Do you prefer tall, lean and handsome or, uh... short, fat and ugly?
Turtle: Haha, you know what? He's right. I mean, do you want somebody who's cute, funny and cuddly? Or somebody's who's bitter, out of work and losing his hair by the minute?
Drama: I'm not losing my hair.
Turtle: Yeah, you are.
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Drama: I had a small part in The Crow.
Turtle: He was the bird!
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Drama: I'm not going to hit a girl.
Li Lei: Only girl in the room is the one wearing pretty yellow belt
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Drama: I still remember my first national commercial.
Eric: Oh, what was that, Valtrex?
Drama: Yeah it was, so f**king what? It got me my Fiat. Plus I got a blow job from the makeup girl who put my sores on.
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Drama: Turtle, if you can't get laid here, turn your d**k in.
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[referring to Turle's cold streak with getting laid]
Vince: Go easy on 'em, E, even A-Rod goes on a bad run sometimes.
Drama: Yeah, but even when A-Rod's slumping, he's still getting p***y.
[Eric laughs]
Turtle: Keep f**king laughing, E. You give me the manager title, I'll be overflowing in it.
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Plastic Surgeon: Oh, Mr. Chase, the cost of the operation will be $10,000.
Drama: Do you take S.A.G. insurance?
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Drama: As long as you go underneath the muscle, like with tits, they have a natural feel.
Eric: So you've felt a man's fake calf before?
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