Johnny "Drama" Chase Quotes
Tanya: So, Turtle, how'd you guys meet?
Turtle: Ahh, J date.
Drama: Isn't that for Jews?
Turtle: So?
Drama: She's wearing a cross.
Turtle: She's reformed.
Eric: What are you talking about? The only person you ever loved was yourself.
Drama: What's not to love?
Eric: We had breakup-sex, all right?
Johnny Drama: Breakup-sex? Never heard of it.
Eric: Yeah, I mean... you know... you have sex and... that's it.. you say goodbye.
Johnny Drama: ...that's the only kinda sex I have
Emily: You smoke?
Eric: Cigarettes? Um..yeah. I mean I've been trying to quit...umm recently.
Emily: How hard are you trying?
Eric: umm..not that much.
Emily: Good.
Turtle: I thought he quit.
Drama: Cigarettes, not pussy
Drama [from Vagina Monologues]: If your vagina could talk, what would it say in two words?
Turtle: Eat me
Drama: Why you gotta use $47 lotion to whack off?
Turtle: I got sensitive skin
Drama: I dreamed about it last night too Vince. We're cruising down Rodeo, suddenly two jerk offs pull up and say, "Hey Chase Brothers, fuck your mother", and then open fire.
Eric: Well it had to be a dream, somebody recognized you
Drama: Do you remember, The Orange County Register said I was a functioning retard. Now that was a bad review.
Turtle: I thought that was a compliment.
Shit, I got crazy pussy in high school and I was driving a moped.
Drama: Hey, you girls wanna party?
Girl Driving Car: Hey, you look familiar. How do I know you?
Turtle: You watch Cinemax at 5 AM?
Drama: What a view.
Vince: We're at a party with some of the hottest girls in the world, and we're staring at a bunch of fucking lights.
Turtle: Check out the picture, he's beautiful.
Drama: He's got a great body E. Look at those calves.
Eric: This isn't a guard dog, this is a fucking lawsuit
