Entourage

Johnny "Drama" Chase Quotes (Page 19)

Drama: This is kind of embarrassing but sometimes I wake up in the morning fully tented. Any advice?
Dr. Joyce Brothers: Well at your age, consider yourself lucky
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Eric: Where's Vince?
Drama: I left him in aisle 9 with that MILF.
Turtle: He's probably banging her in the produce section by now
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Drama: Movie of the Week. Joe Mantegna.
Turtle: Joe Montana's acting now?
Drama: Joe Mantegna, d**khead
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Eric: You make it like we're in the Far East, Drama.
Drama: Trust me, I know Malibu. One second there's no Fruit Loops, the next the mudslide is slinging a four hundred pound boulder through your dining room
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Eric: What do you guys think of Cameron Diaz for Aquagirl?
Drama: Love her.
Turtle: F**k that. She's got a boyfriend. Upside is you bang her, he gets pissed off. Downside is she's loyal. Who wants to make a movie with someone you have no shot at?
Vince: He's got a point.
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Drama: If you don't want Vince's head all f**ked up, make sure Mandy Moore doesn't get this movie.
Turtle: Seriously, that will drown Aquaman.
Eric: Why? What'd he do to her?
Turtle: To her? It's what she did to him.
Drama: She crushed him, bro. Crushed him.
Eric: Come on, I've never seen Vince hurt over a girl.
Drama: It got ugly, E. He was doing drive-bys to her house, late night hang-ups...
Turtle: He made a mix tape.
Eric: Bulls**t.
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Drama: (to Eric) Mandy Moore is Aquaman's kryptonite, bro.
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Rufus: I don't love the shirt, personally.
Vince: Rufus, you don't like the shirt?
Drama: Vince, that shirt dulls the sparkle in your eyes. If I was you, I'd go with the blue Faconnable. It says, "Hello, I'm here, and I'm doing fine without you."
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Drama: In Palm Springs I had a king size bed all to myself.
Eric: Yeah, he tried to bang a bunch of senior citizens but he's a non-closer.
Drama: Oh, you slay me E
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Drama: Take it all in. Your first film festival only happens once, Vince. I let my first one pass me by. Barely remember a thing.
Turtle: What was that festival again, Drama? 'Cause we barely remember it either.
Drama: Palm Springs International '93. I was the toast of the town. I thought I told you guys about this?
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