Johnny "Drama" Chase Quotes
Everybody knows the best whores in the country are in Vancouver.
Johnny Drama: If you play gay or retarded you get an Oscar. I'd take in the ass for an Oscar.
Turtle: You'd take in the ass for a guest spot on The Hughleys.
I've been working steady for the past twelve years, minus the last three
Johnny Drama
Davies: It's not gonna be easy to get you back in the game.
Drama: Back in the game?... I am the fucking game pal!
Drama: I just got offered a job.
Eric: Nice buddy!
Drama: Yeah, as a fuckin waiter.
Turtle: I don't know Drama, that's a lot of responsibility. Maybe you should try out busboy first.
Drama: Hey, eat shit Turtle!
Gus: Shrimp puff?
Drama: What the fuck you say?
Gus: Shrimp puff?
Drama: Oh. No, I'm good
Sherpa: I'm a fan man.... When's the next season of Viking Quest dude?
Drama: It got canceled seven years ago.
Sherpa: .....bummer
Drama: She thinks she's his trainer.
Eric: So do you.
Drama: What? I'm not? What the fuck did I get certified for then?
Turtle: These aren't Taiwanese knockoffs are they?
Shauna: Would I do that to you?
Drama: No, those are real goods. Look at the sheep skin. You can tell these babies were born and raised in the Outback
Drama: Vince, you see any juicy parts for me?
Turtle: Yeah, maybe you could play his father.
Vince: I can't watch myself again.
Drama: I love watching myself.
Eric: Too bad the audience doesn't.
Drama: She gave me the ride of my life. I just hung on to those lats, simmered all control.
Turtle: You know, if I was holding onto those lats, I'd think I was fucking Evander Holyfield!
