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Johnny "Drama" Chase Quotes (Page 18)

Season 2, Episode 9: "The Bat Mizvah"

Drama: Look at that gorgeous piece of bread. Its like a big baked cloud.
Turtle: Imagine making a six foot hero out of that
• Rating: Unrated

Season 2, Episode 8: "I Love You Too"

[referring to U2 concert]
Drama: Floor level or bust. That's my moto.
Eric: I thought it was "will act for food."
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Drama: Seriously, I've done at least a dozen movies with women who couldn't stand me, but it's never affected the work
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Turtle: You were driving when Vince was seven? How f**kin' old are you, Drama?
Drama: 31. Get off my ass.
Eric: 31, Drama? Yeah, in dog years maybe
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Eric: We could've gone, Drama. You just refused to scalp.
Turtle: We could've had great seats for 200 a pop.
Drama: Scalping raises ticket prices so the average fan can't afford them. U2 stands up for the common man and so do I.
Eric: You are the common man, Drama.
Turtle: More like an uncommon loser
• Rating: Unrated

Drama: Comic-con?
Turtle: Ain't that that comic book geek-fest you go to every year?
Drama: That's no geek-fest, Turtle. That's my bread and butter. I make $1800 a day selling autties.
Turtle: You sell German cars there?
Drama: Autographs, d**kbag! I've been begging you guys to come for years.
Turtle: And we've been laughing in your face for years because we don't like comic book geeks
• Rating: Unrated

Drama: Vanessa Angel. She did three episodes of "Viking Quest" and they just gave her this s**tbag spin off. She's been riding the "Viking Quest" wave for like a decade.
Turtle: So do you.
Eric: Didn't "Angel Quest" run five times longer than "Viking Quest"?
Drama: Yeah, but it's only 'cause she showed her tits in "Playboy"
• Rating: Unrated

Turtle: You should go out with the Angel, man, I'm telling you!
Drama: Please, you know I don't like classically beautiful women. Give me a nice nose break or a lazy eye.
Turtle: You're insane
• Rating: Unrated