Bonnie: I'm not perfect Jules.
Jules: Really.

Grayson: What did you do?
Jules: I cracked the code.

I hate Halloween.

Pale and tan swirl.

Jules: Sleepy show is canceled tonight.
Ellie: Damn it.

Andy Torres you are amazing. You skip your ass right back here.

Dead mom high five!

Sweetie, I'd let other people do the cons.

Ellie this isn't fun anymore turn it off.

Jules: You know, I was trying to find the perfect setting and now I just don't know what to do. I know I have to tell them, or, a different approach, we hop in a car, drive west, and never look back.
Ellie: Don't joke! I packed my Thelma and Louise bag six years ago, so say the word I'll go grab it.

Jules: I've been afraid of this moment for so long, but I know I raised such a great kid -
Bobby: We we raised a good kid.

Grayson: I'm not getting involved.
Jules: You so are. You ate his lasagna last night.
Grayson: I ate dead baby lasagna?

Cougar Town Quotes

Laurie: Ellie, I saw Andy's feet...I'm so sorry.
Ellie: No one understands.

Take OFF the mom goggles!

Laurie