Grayson: Shall we?
Jules: Indeed!

Wooo! How can I do woo wrong?

Jules: Whinny baby say what?
Grayson: What?

Trav: Guys! Can I ask you a relationship question?
Jules: No one will ever love you as much as I do.

Jules: If you go to college within six hours, I'm gonna drive there and if you don't we can rent the same movie and watch it while we're on the phone.
Travis: Sounds horrifying.

Laurie: Jules I didn't know you sponsored an African child.
Jules: Oh yeah, little Omari. He's 10. I gotta say those letters are getting a little repetitive. It's hot; I'm hungry; there's snakes.

To sweaty foot wine!

Titles Are Hard - Cougar Town.

Jules: Grayson, do you ever think of your ex wife when you are having sex with me?
Grayson: Thanks Ellie.

Travis: You're kinda smothering me.
Jules: With love. It doesn't count.

Andy Torres you are amazing. You skip your ass right back here.

So all shoplifters are magicians?

Cougar Town Quotes

Laurie: Jules told me never to ask, but why do you call me Jellybean?
Ellie: Well JB, when Jules first hired you I thought you were so simple minded she could convince you that Jellybeans were more valuable than gold and subsequently pay you in Jellybeans. This concept was eventually shorted into your nickname, Jellybean.

Grayson: Shall we?
Jules: Indeed!