Popular Jules Cobb Quotes
He's like a newborn calf on wheels.
Grayson: Shall we?
I'm gonna otter the hell out of you.
Jules: Hey resort Trent, you're even cuter out of your uniform.
Trent: I'm gay.
Jules: Just go with it, Trent. Come on, I'm trying to scrape together a fantasy here. If I can be Resort Jules, you can be Straight Trent.
Trent: I was Straight Trent for sixteen years.
Jules: Great! What's another hour?
What are you doing here, do you not get how divorce works?
Trav: Guys! Can I ask you a relationship question?
Jules: No one will ever love you as much as I do.
Oh my God, I was mean to my daddy.
Jules: Andy let the ice cream melt so he had to die.
Ellie: It's only pretend murder. We used to fight so much about the little things, now, whenever I get so mad that when I want to kill him I just do it.
Andy: It's been a great tool in our marriage
Jules: Grayson and I are like pools - we're still just sticking our toes in each other. Grossest thing I ever said.
Grayson: I'm gonna go throw up.
One Soy Latte for Lady J. Love Explosion.
Jules: Hey - why'd you do that?
Grayson: Why not?
Jules: Still, Ellie thinks she's horrible, and we all agree with her.