Popular Jules Cobb Quotes
Jules: Oh look who got laid last night
Andy: That's right chumps, missionary accomplished!
Jules: What did he just say?
Laurie: Got me!
Ellie: Razzle dazzle.
Oh that's right. You have a kid!
(to Grayson) Hold my hand. It can still be romantic!
Drinking keeps women skinny!
(to Andy) I just love our girl time.
Ellie: We've been robbed!
Jules: Dun dun dun... I don't know why I did that.
Jules: Who pretend throws things to show their anger?!
Grayson: Lots of people.
Ellie: You use four towels every shower
Jules: Face, body, hair, feet!
Sheila: Why do you have a post-it that says "I'm awesome?"
Jules: Because I am.
Jules: If you go to college within six hours, I'm gonna drive there and if you don't we can rent the same movie and watch it while we're on the phone.
Travis: Sounds horrifying.
Not like that! You're not going off to war!