Popular Jules Cobb Quotes
It's Friday working stiffs. Three two one...happy weekend!
Laurie: Am I in a different conversation?
Jules: Almost always.
Jules: When you act like you don't want to talk to me, it just makes me want to talk to you even more.
Grayson: That may be the world's most annoying personality trait.
They're like fire hydrants, but useful.
Well don't try to stop me if I'm Vogueing on top of a cab.
You need to get your crazy ass out of my office right now or I'm gonna call plaza security and they're gonna roller blade in.. in like 40 minutes.
Jules: All I want to do is make you happy.
Grayson: Really? Maybe tonight we'll..
Jules: ... it's not about sex, babe. But I want you to try to keep listening.
Grayson: I'll try my best.
Jules: Grayson and I are like pools - we're still just sticking our toes in each other. Grossest thing I ever said.
Grayson: I'm gonna go throw up.
I'm gonna make that pale ass, icy bitch love me whether she likes it or not.
Travis: Hey mom look what Donny drew. He mostly draws snakes doing horrible things to women, though this one looks consensual
Jules: She does't look happy, Travis
Jules: You see that young gentleman there, I'd love to lick his body
Woman: That's my son
Jules: Ooh, he looks smart
Jules: I want to put that on a string and wear it around my neck.
Ellie: sweetie, when you say people's body parts are so adorable you want to wear them, it makes you seem a little serial killer-ey, especially when you do it about kids.
Jules: I'd love to have a scarf of little baby hands.
Ellie: See, that's not a great out loud thought.