Popular Jules Cobb Quotes
Laurie: Did you just one night standed by your own son?
Jules: He said we were going to brunch.
Laurie: Oh no.
Jules [with her shirt up]: Hey Trav!
Travis: Shirt down, then hey Trav
Jules [pulls down shirt]: Hey Trav!
Travis: Too, late scarred for life
Jules: These used to feed you!
Oh that's right. You have a kid!
I'm gonna make that pale ass, icy bitch love me whether she likes it or not.
Jules: You suck at musical beers.
Grayson: This is my bar damn it.
Ah! Big Carl! You can almost fix everything.
Ellie: You know how I take a nap every day from 10 to 11:45?
Jules: Your life is better than mine
See you soon. Stupid Circle of Anger.
Jules: It's not like I was super cool.
Travis: Is that you dancing on stage with Bruce Springsteen?
Jules: Yeah that was super cool.
Jules: Hey resort Trent, you're even cuter out of your uniform.
Trent: I'm gay.
Jules: Just go with it, Trent. Come on, I'm trying to scrape together a fantasy here. If I can be Resort Jules, you can be Straight Trent.
Trent: I was Straight Trent for sixteen years.
Jules: Great! What's another hour?
I have so many chin whiskers I look like carnie folk
Why do these stars have names on them?