Bonnie: I'm not perfect Jules.
Jules: Really.

Grayson: What did you do?
Jules: I cracked the code.

I hate Halloween.

Jules: So you're telling me that you didn't wear kneepads because the other guys were making fun of you?
Grayson: And because I'm not a baby.

Jules: What the hell was that?
Laurie: You're getting landlined.

Jules: In one of our friendship talks, Travis told me she's not even on the pill. Condoms break all the time.
Laurie: Especially if there's piercings involved.
Ellie: Stop, I'm begging you.

Ellie: What the hell? I don't want to have see this everyday.
Jules: Really, rainbows get you riled up?

See you soon. Stupid Circle of Anger.

Grayson: Put Big Carl down.
Jules: No. He understands me.

Drinking keeps women skinny!

I can't believe we're in Napa. I think we're meeting God.

He's like a newborn calf on wheels.

Cougar Town Quotes

Laurie: Jules told me never to ask, but why do you call me Jellybean?
Ellie: Well JB, when Jules first hired you I thought you were so simple minded she could convince you that Jellybeans were more valuable than gold and subsequently pay you in Jellybeans. This concept was eventually shorted into your nickname, Jellybean.

Did you finally get a visit from the nutsack fairy?

Ellie