Wooo! How can I do woo wrong?

Grayson: Shall we?
Jules: Indeed!

Why do these stars have names on them?

Jules: Good morning! I've been up for hours
Grayson: I had eggs for breakfast
Jules: What?
Grayson: Oh I'm sorry, I thought we were sharing incredibly boring facts about each other

Jules: What's up? It hasn't been 24 hours?
Grayson: I missed you.

Travis, we'll never be even. Want to see the scar from the Cesarean section? There's a hair growing in it now.

Jules: Did you really just hiss?
Ellie: I'm trying it out.

(to Ellie) That's why I love you. Because you are so comfortable in your own skin.

Jules: Travis! You're mine today.
Travis: This can't be good.

Grayson: Cheer up, Trav will eventually come by, you raised him to be dependent and helpless.
Jules: Thanks Babe.
Grayson: I knew you'd take that as a compliment.

I'm gonna take turns crying on both of you.

Jules: If you're not going to talk to me, why'd you come back to my house?
Ellie: Cause I'm wet and I know you just recovered your couch.

Cougar Town Quotes

Laurie: Jules told me never to ask, but why do you call me Jellybean?
Ellie: Well JB, when Jules first hired you I thought you were so simple minded she could convince you that Jellybeans were more valuable than gold and subsequently pay you in Jellybeans. This concept was eventually shorted into your nickname, Jellybean.

Grayson: Shall we?
Jules: Indeed!