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Cougar-town

I hate dressing up. Not for nothing, but I'm not doing it yall.

Grayson: I thought you wanted to do all the talking?
Jules: Speechless.

Jules: She's so young she may actually be from the future.
Ellie: Does her dad work on the moon?

Jules: You work that hoes b**ch.
Grayson: You're weird Jules.
Jules: Weird like a fox.

If I’m running, you’re running. Are you new to this group?

Jules: I feel like I owe you a sorry.
Bobby: You sank my home.

Dead mom high five!

Yep, we raised a deadbeat.

Wipe off that silly moustache. You look like a really gay Freddie Mercury.

Duh, no paper bills less tree murder.

(to Grayson) I'm going to be happy with whatever you get me. As long as it's perfect and it shows how much you get me.

Grayson: Shall we?
Jules: Indeed!

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