He's like a newborn calf on wheels.

Grayson: Shall we?
Jules: Indeed!

I'm gonna otter the hell out of you.

Jules: Hey resort Trent, you're even cuter out of your uniform.
Trent: I'm gay.
Jules: Just go with it, Trent. Come on, I'm trying to scrape together a fantasy here. If I can be Resort Jules, you can be Straight Trent.
Trent: I was Straight Trent for sixteen years.
Jules: Great! What's another hour?

What are you doing here, do you not get how divorce works?

Trav: Guys! Can I ask you a relationship question?
Jules: No one will ever love you as much as I do.

Oh my God, I was mean to my daddy.

Jules: Andy let the ice cream melt so he had to die.
Ellie: It's only pretend murder. We used to fight so much about the little things, now, whenever I get so mad that when I want to kill him I just do it.
Andy: It's been a great tool in our marriage

Jules: Grayson and I are like pools - we're still just sticking our toes in each other. Grossest thing I ever said.
Grayson: I'm gonna go throw up.

One Soy Latte for Lady J. Love Explosion.

Jules: Hey - why'd you do that?
Grayson: Why not?

Jules: Still, Ellie thinks she's horrible, and we all agree with her.
Grayson: Oh.

Cougar Town Quotes

Laurie: Jules told me never to ask, but why do you call me Jellybean?
Ellie: Well JB, when Jules first hired you I thought you were so simple minded she could convince you that Jellybeans were more valuable than gold and subsequently pay you in Jellybeans. This concept was eventually shorted into your nickname, Jellybean.

So out.

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