Popular Jules Cobb Quotes
Oh my God! I want to snort this!
Dead mom high five!
Jules: Hey - why'd you do that?
Grayson: Why not?
Jules: Who pretend throws things to show their anger?!
Grayson: Lots of people.
Your dad convinced some tourist that he's a hunting guide, so not only can he not watch you, but he might end up dead.
Jules: When did you get so good at lying?
Ellie: There's no shortcut. Just practice, practice, practice.
Jeff: Jules and Grayson. Is this gonna be fun or weird?
Jules: Did you ever cheat on me?
Jeff: So fun then.
I hate dressing up. Not for nothing, but I'm not doing it yall.
Jules: This sucks I need Grayson to care about what's going on in our lives. All I ever wanted was to grow old with someone and argue with them while we drink wine.
Ellie: That sounds like us. What do you say we pack it all in and become big ol' dykes?
Jules: No, not yet, but I'd like to know that choice is out there. Stay skinny just in case.
He looks like that nerdy lesbian from Scooby-Boo.
Mother of God I gotta drink!
I own the shush clap.