You're the kiss master.

Bonnie: I'm not perfect Jules.
Jules: Really.

Dead mom high five!

Grayson: What did you do?
Jules: I cracked the code.

Could you imagine if we ever dated. It would be like dropping a bomb on a forest fire.


Jules: I can't believe I was married to a guy who keeps his driver's license in a box
Bobby: A box marked important stuff

(to Grayson) Hold my hand. It can still be romantic!

Nanny: He's allergic to everything on Ellie's list.
Jules: He's allergic to Telemundo?
Nanny: I think that's just for me.

Jules: Not that I would date two guys at the same time anyways, because in grade school this nun told me if I kissed two boys in one day their spit would mix in my mouth and it would kill me.
Ellie: Religion is fantastic.

Making coffee for my friends - that's what they like in the morning.

Circle of love. Feel it in your hearts..

Jules: When did you get so good at lying?
Ellie: There's no shortcut. Just practice, practice, practice.

Cougar Town Quotes

Tell her I'll get like, jury duty drunk.


Don't hate the player, hate the game, yo!