Bonnie: I'm not perfect Jules.
Jules: Really.

Grayson: What did you do?
Jules: I cracked the code.

I hate Halloween.

Not like that! You're not going off to war!

(to Andy) I just love our girl time.

Travis: Mom, people from Taiwan are really called Taiwanese.
Jules: Agree to disagree.

Get crabbin' bitch.

I love Valentine's day. I don't care if I get flowers or deer skin.

What are you doing here, do you not get how divorce works?

Jules: You never go all out for a guy?
Laurie: If I really like a guy I'll stop texting while I do him
Ellie: I wish you were my daughter

Titles Are Hard - Cougar Town.

Jules: Wine now - no no, I need big Joe.
Ellie: (to Lourie) Man hands help me.

Cougar Town Quotes

Laurie: Jules told me never to ask, but why do you call me Jellybean?
Ellie: Well JB, when Jules first hired you I thought you were so simple minded she could convince you that Jellybeans were more valuable than gold and subsequently pay you in Jellybeans. This concept was eventually shorted into your nickname, Jellybean.

Bonnie: I'm not perfect Jules.
Jules: Really.