Grayson: Shall we?
Jules: Indeed!

Wooo! How can I do woo wrong?

Bobby: How do you say R U I N?
Jules: Roin?

He's like a newborn calf on wheels.

He's a group exploder. It's a gift.

Jules: I'm sorry we can't hang tonight because we all have a very big important thing we have to go to.
Ellie: That thing got cancelled. I do have a different thing that only I have to go to.

Are you two dummies out in the yard again playing human Whac-A-Mole?

Jules: Sometimes I still sneak into Travis' room and watch him sleep.
Laurie: Travis and I live together.
Jules: I've said too much.

Honey, cutting crotches out of pants is not sewing.

Hey it's okay. It's scary to meet your boyfriends mom.

Men start being needy so young. Grayson's still like that. But instead of letting him nuzzle up with my boobs I let him...nope, it's the same thing. He dives right in like he owns the place.

So you think Bobby and I could produce a doctor? [Jules and Grayson both laugh]

Cougar Town Quotes

Laurie: Jules told me never to ask, but why do you call me Jellybean?
Ellie: Well JB, when Jules first hired you I thought you were so simple minded she could convince you that Jellybeans were more valuable than gold and subsequently pay you in Jellybeans. This concept was eventually shorted into your nickname, Jellybean.

We're even wearing the same unisex cologne. "Both" by Bruce Jenner.