You can't wear fake nails on just one hand, it makes you look li...

Jules: You can't wear fake nails on just one hand, it makes you look like a crazy whore
Laurie: I only had four left and this is the hand I smoke with


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Characters:
Jules Cobb, Laurie Keller
Episode:
Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 1: "Pilot"
Show:
Cougar Town
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Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 1 Quotes

Jules: You see that young gentleman there, I'd love to lick his body
Woman: That's my son
Jules: Ooh, he looks smart

Jules: When a 40-something guy gets divorced, it's always: "Way to go, Tiger!"
Grayson: We don't call each other Tiger. It's always Champ, or Samurai.

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