Popular Kenneth Parcell Quotes
Science was my most favorite subject, especially the Old Testament.
Bonus means extra. I know that. From game shows.
Kenneth: Good morning, Mr. Donaghy. I would like to speak to you on behalf of all the NBC pages.
Jack: I'll give you a New York minute. That's seven seconds.
Kenneth: Well sir, we pages and I feel that me and they are not being treated fairly as regards paychecking. I'm nervous!
Jack: We went over this yesterday, Kenneth. There simply isn't any money.
Kenneth: Excuse me, sir, but I accidentally saw your paycheck.
Jack: Well I hope it was inspirational.
As mom used to say, you can't eat love.
When the Parcells first came to America, they lived in a town called Sexcriminalboat.
Mr. Donaghy, I wasn't sure if you were going to participate in this year's pumpkin carving contest or like last year I should go jump up my own ass.
Kenneth: At least he died doing what he loved most: blogging on the Huffington Post.
The usual, I suppose. Two hobos sharing a bean. Lady airline pilots.
[on bed bugs] Looks like you got a bad case of the chew-daddies. Ozark kisses? The woodsman's companion?
I feel about as useless as a mom's college degree.
Miss Maroney, your Mexican diet pills came. Should I start taking them to test their side effects?
Liz: Kenneth, why did you bet that terrible hand?
Kenneth: Why? Because I believe life is for the living. I believe in taking risks and biting off more than you can chew. And also, people were yelling and I got confused about the rules.
