Popular Kenneth Parcell Quotes
Who said I've been alive forever?
Global warming? Sorry, sir, that's just scientist talk. The same people who say my grandfather was a monkey. If that's true, why was he killed by a monkey?
Well, they make our shoes and wallets.
An angry God is punishing them. It's a Christmas miracle!
Sorry, sir, that happens sometimes when I unhinge my pelvis.
Kenneth: Albino monk!
Jack: That's a mirror, Kenneth.
E-mailing images to address book? What is wrong with me?!?
[to Jack] Fort Myers and Cincinnati. Didn't you learn your airport codes in high school?
[on his teeth] You'll have to ask the fella who whittled 'em for me!
[on Boston] They're all named Sean, they're mean, and I hate it here.
Good morning, Miss Lemon. Oh, I'm sorry I snapped at you.
I am Silas Merrymount Peppercorn. This is my wife... Moronica.
