Kevin Malone Quotes (Page 5)
Season 6, Episode 20: "Happy Hour"
Jim: Do you wanna just make a run for it?
Pam: Maybe.
Kevin: [walks by, starts screaming into Pam's chest] Wahhhhhhhh! Wahhhhh! Mammyyyyy!
Jim: What is happening?
• Rating: 1.0 / 5.0
Pam: Kevin!
Kevin: [hugs her] Ahhhhhhh!
Pam: Yay! How are you!
Kevin: Oh I missed you so much!
Pam Beesly: Aww!
Kevin: Yeahhhhhh! Wahhhhhh! Wahhhhhhhhhh! Wahhhhhhhhh!
[cut to interview]
Kevin: Well when a new mom hears a baby cry, her you-know-whats fill up with you-know-what? And then her shirt gets... you know ... That would be funny!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 6, Episode 19: "New Leads"
Michael: Wait, what day is today?
Kevin: Um, tonight is Ghost Whisperer. So Friday.
• Rating: Unrated
Kevin: (about the leads) They're in the trash! They're in the trash!
Dwight: Trash. Code... Alright, Meredith! Take off your dress.
Meredith: Okie-dokie.
Kevin: No, dear God no! It's in the trash can, in the kitchen.
Meredith: Coming off either way!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 18: "St. Patrick's Day"
Kevin: Just because Jo, has no life, does not mean that the rest of us don't have lives. Oscar, has a life. I think Ryan has a life. This is outrageous.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 6, Episode 17: "The Delivery"
Kevin: I've done better than Erin! Lynn was hotter than Erin... Michael, you dated Holly and Jan and they were so much hotter than you.
Michael: That is debatable. And I have a personality.
• Rating: Unrated
Kevin: Maybe we should cut holes in her shirt.
Meredith: I have a shirt like that in my car.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Kevin: I cooked my way through Julia Child's cookbook. And now I'm halfway through the Twilight cookbook.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 15: "Sabre"
Kevin: Just 'cause you have liquid, that doesn't make it a toast.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 13: "Secret Santa"
Michael: What would you like for Christmas little boy?
Kevin: I don't know. I didn't know you were gonna ask me that.
Michael: What did you think was going to happen?
Kevin: I didn't know. Nobody's ever let me sit on their lap before.
Michael: All right, just say "some toys" please.
Kevin: Can you give me some choices? Cause I really don't want to mess up on this list.
Michael: Damn it Kevin, come on.
Kevin: What about if I tell you the things I DON'T want?
Michael: Okay get off, get off! Oh! Oh, God!
Kevin: I didn't even get to tell you what I wanted!
Michael: Okay you know what you get? A thousand helium balloons attached to you so Santa doesn't have to go through this again.
Kevin: Awesome.
• Rating: 3.3 / 5.0
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