Glee
Fridays 8:00 PM on FOXFavorite Kurt Hummel Quotes
I had a cat thrown at me in a nursing home once.
Do you ever think we're playing it too safe by not granting our hands Visas to travel south of the Equator?
Don't sweat that old chair. I have a lovely chaise picked out.
You have a week to lose 10 pounds. It's like trying to lose one of my butt cheeks.
Kurt: She could have a field day with this whole gay son thing.
Burt: I'm proud of you, Kurt. Don't care who knows it.
I've never felt less like being intimate with someone. And it's either you can't tell or you just don't care.
Kurt: I'm gonna lose unless I pull a JFK.
Rachel: You're gonna shoot Brittany?!?
Why are you being so weird and serious? Our periods don't come until the end of the month.
Suzanne Somers says that skipping breakfast is suicide.
I don't believe in denying who you are, but I don't believe in outing either.
We just sat there with our faces buried in our complimentary issues of SkyMall.
Kurt Hummel's back at McKinley!
