We have to go in. Strike that we have to break in.

I would like to graduate high school knowing how to make some sort of pate.

Mercedes: So is that a men sweater?
Kurt: Fashion has no gender.

Do you ever think we're playing it too safe by not granting our hands Visas to travel south of the Equator?

I feel like Lady GaGa.

Kurt: I wanna try out for the Wicked solo.
Will: Kurt, there's a high F for it.
Kurt: That's well within my range.

Rachel: I've never been so humiliated in my life.
Kurt: Me neither. And that's a very high bar.

Kurt: You shouldn't be embarrassed about your boy.
Mercedes: Embarrassed ? I'm worried about showing too much skin and causing a sex riot.

I have an iPod dedicated exclusively to selections from Wicked. This is amazing.

This club regularly pays tribute to pop culture and Britney Spears IS pop culture.

Kurt: Here's a comment to anyone that posts a message to your blog: say what you wanna say to my face!

I had a cat thrown at me in a nursing home once.

Glee Quotes

I've got a full ride to a little school called the University of California in Los Angeles. Maybe you've heard of it. It's in Los Angeles.

Jesse

She may be difficult, but boy can she sing. Bravo!

Kurt