Glee
Fridays 8:00 PM on FOXFavorite Kurt Hummel Quotes
Kurt: I wanted toned down.
Santana: This is toned down. In the original, the unicorn was riding you.
Rachel: Kurt, I need to talk to you about something.
Kurt: Oh, please not another pregnancy.
Rachel: Kurt, we have a lot more in common than you think.
Kurt: That's a terrible thing to say.
Kurt Hummel Is Back At McKinley!
Rachel: I just really want to be your friend again.
Kurt: Well maybe you should have thought of that before you walked all over me on your borderline sociopathic climb to the top.
Rachel: I thought we were friends.
Kurt: What made you think that?
Karofsky: I'm what they call a Bear Cub.
Kurt: Because you look like Yogi?
Kurt: I'm starting from scratch. I need something fresh. I need something edgy. Something completely unpredictable. Or maybe I just need more candles
Blaine: Oh, God, no. No more candles.
You need something to distract from your horrible personality. Most of the time, I can't stand to be in the same room as you.
Kurt: Smells like my Aunt Mildred.
April: Just drink it.
Finn: I miss getting hit.
Kurt: Pure boyish insanity.
A Latina Eve Harrington. OK if you are going to be gay you simply must know who that is.
Kurt: You've said you're sorry a million times, and I believe you. And I'm trying to forgive you, but I'm just not there yet. But it's Thanksgiving and it's sectionals, and I miss you like crazy, and I can't stand not talking to you even though I'm mad at you, because you're still my best friend.
Blaine: You're mine, too.
