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Just a friend. But on the upside, I'm in love with him and he's actually guy. So we'll call that progress.

You are as brilliant and talented as you are irritating.

Kurt: When you call me "lady," that's bullying and it's really hurtful.
Sue: I'm sorry. I genuinely thought that was your name.

My Power Rangers got married and divorced in so many combinations, they were like Fleetwood Mac.

Finn: Are you sure we should free 300 live doves indoors? Won't that get messy?
Kurt: That's why we feed them glitter.

You smell homeless, Brett. Homeless.

You can't punch the gay out of me any more than I can punch the ignoramus out of you.

You, like everyone else at this school, are too quick to let homophobia slide. And your lessons plans are boring.

Rachel: Hey, I have something I want to talk to you about.
Kurt: Please, not another pregnancy.

He's on team gay. No straight boy does his hair to look like Linda Evangelista circa 1983.

When you're different ... when you're special ... sometimes you have to get used to being alone.

Rachel: I think you and I are more similar than you think.
Kurt: That's a terrible thing to say.

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Glee Quotes

Beiste: Dr. Jones said the new end of world date is September 27, 2014
Brittany: That gives us like two whole years of giving love and brutal honesty to everyone we know.

You wear more vests than the cast of Blossom.

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