Sometimes I don't feel like we're The Warblers. I feel like we're Blaine and the Pips.

Those weren't weird faces. Those were my sexy faces.

Rachel: Blaine and I have a lot in common.
Kurt: A sentiment expressed by many a hag by many dating a gay.

Bisexual is a term that gay guys in high school use when they wanna hold hands with girls and feel normal.

I had a cat thrown at me in a nursing home once.

Blaine and I love football. Well, Blaine loves football. I love scarves.

I bring Finn a glass of warm milk every night, just in the hopes we may have a little lady chat.

One day you will all work for me

Just a friend. But on the upside, I'm in love with him and he's actually guy. So we'll call that progress.

You are as brilliant and talented as you are irritating.

Kurt: When you call me "lady," that's bullying and it's really hurtful.
Sue: I'm sorry. I genuinely thought that was your name.

My Power Rangers got married and divorced in so many combinations, they were like Fleetwood Mac.

Glee Quotes

Artie: I thought I was over someone, but I still think I have feelings for them.
Brittany: The Clintons?

I had it all planned out. I was gonna make it big on Broadway and maybe make a Woody Allen movie. And then when we were ready, I would just, come back and he'd be teaching here and I'd walk through those doors and I would just say 'I'm home' and then we would live happily ever after.

Rachel