Kurt: I wanted toned down.
Santana: This is toned down. In the original, the unicorn was riding you.

Rachel: I've never been so humiliated in my life.
Kurt: Me neither. And that's a very high bar.

I want my senior year to be magic. And that's only gonna happen if I spent every minute of every day with you.

When you're different, when you're special, sometimes you have to get use to being alone.

Kurt: Did you know I could get ahi tartare and a steak sandwich at 3 in the morning from their all-night dining menu? I feel like Eloise.
Brittany: I have pills for tha

Kurt: Whereas I'm spending my summer composing Pip Pip Hooray, the broadway musical about Pippa Middleton.
Sam: I have no idea who that is but it sounds totally awesome.

Blaine: I love you.
Kurt: I love you too. You know when you stop to think about it, Kurt Hummel's had a pretty good year.

We just sat there with our faces buried in our complimentary issues of SkyMall.

We have to go in. Strike that we have to break in.

She may be difficult, but boy can she sing. Bravo!

I make my living singing girl songs.

Eat your heart out Kate Middleton.

Glee Quotes

[to Finn] You know, I don't really know what's going to happen between us, but I know that you used to be the guy that would make me feel like the most special girl in the whole world, and it doesn't feel that way anymore. Now it just feels sad and confusing. And the worst part is that it doesn't even feel that bad anymore.


I'm engorged with venom, and triumph.