Blaine: I love you.
Kurt: I love you too. You know when you stop to think about it, Kurt Hummel's had a pretty good year.

We just sat there with our faces buried in our complimentary issues of SkyMall.

We have to go in. Strike that we have to break in.

She may be difficult, but boy can she sing. Bravo!

I make my living singing girl songs.

Eat your heart out Kate Middleton.

They can't touch me. They can't touch us.

I would like to graduate high school knowing how to make some sort of pate.

I have no criticisms, go with God Satan, Santana.

Mercedes: So is that a men sweater?
Kurt: Fashion has no gender.

Oh how I've missed your insanity.

Kurt Hummel's back at McKinley!

Glee Quotes

[to Kurt] You know, these Mounds bars are delicious, but you have to eat them. If you just hold them in your hand hoping that you might get to eat them one day, they're going to melt and you'll look like somebody just pooped in your hand. Don't let waiting for things to maybe work out with Blaine turn you into the guy who looks like somebody just pooped in their hand.

Brittany

Blaine: Where's the bed?
Brittany: I removed it because when I imagined you two having sex I imagined a U-haul mounting a moped.