They can't touch me. They can't touch us.

I would like to graduate high school knowing how to make some sort of pate.

I have no criticisms, go with God Satan, Santana.

Mercedes: So is that a men sweater?
Kurt: Fashion has no gender.

Oh how I've missed your insanity.

Kurt Hummel's back at McKinley!

Rachel: Is she here?
Kurt: This is a mall in Ohio!

A Latina Eve Harrington. OK if you are going to be gay you simply must know who that is.

I don't believe in denying who you are, but I don't believe in outing either.

Kurt Hummel Is Back At McKinley!

Rachel: Kurt, I need to talk to you about something.
Kurt: Oh, please not another pregnancy.
Rachel: Kurt, we have a lot more in common than you think.
Kurt: That's a terrible thing to say.

Blaine: We should practice.
Kurt: I thought we were.

Glee Quotes

I'm gonna miss all of you. I love you guys.

Puck

Relationships are a lot like flowers. If you find the right seed, put it in good soil, give it water and sunlight, bam. Perfect bud. And then comes winter and the flower dies. But if you tend that garden, spring will come along and that flower will bloom again.

Finn