They can't touch me. They can't touch us.

I would like to graduate high school knowing how to make some sort of pate.

I have no criticisms, go with God Satan, Santana.

Mercedes: So is that a men sweater?
Kurt: Fashion has no gender.

Oh how I've missed your insanity.

Kurt Hummel's back at McKinley!

Rachel: Is she here?
Kurt: This is a mall in Ohio!

A Latina Eve Harrington. OK if you are going to be gay you simply must know who that is.

I don't believe in denying who you are, but I don't believe in outing either.

Kurt Hummel Is Back At McKinley!

Rachel: Kurt, I need to talk to you about something.
Kurt: Oh, please not another pregnancy.
Rachel: Kurt, we have a lot more in common than you think.
Kurt: That's a terrible thing to say.

Blaine: We should practice.
Kurt: I thought we were.

Glee Quotes

Not everyone is gonna have the walnuts to take a pro-littering stance. But I will not rest until every inch of our fair state is covered in garbage.

Sue

I'm gonna miss all of you. I love you guys.

Puck