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Glee

I've never felt less like being intimate with someone. And it's either you can't tell or you just don't care.

Karofsky: I'm what they call a Bear Cub.
Kurt: Because you look like Yogi?

Do you ever think we're playing it too safe by not granting our hands Visas to travel south of the Equator?

Kurt: She could have a field day with this whole gay son thing.
Burt: I'm proud of you, Kurt. Don't care who knows it.

Kurt: I wanted toned down.
Santana: This is toned down. In the original, the unicorn was riding you.

Rachel: I've never been so humiliated in my life.
Kurt: Me neither. And that's a very high bar.

I want my senior year to be magic. And that's only gonna happen if I spent every minute of every day with you.

When you're different, when you're special, sometimes you have to get use to being alone.

Kurt: Did you know I could get ahi tartare and a steak sandwich at 3 in the morning from their all-night dining menu? I feel like Eloise.
Brittany: I have pills for tha

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