They can't touch me. They can't touch us.

I would like to graduate high school knowing how to make some sort of pate.

I have no criticisms, go with God Satan, Santana.

Mercedes: So is that a men sweater?
Kurt: Fashion has no gender.

Oh how I've missed your insanity.

Kurt Hummel's back at McKinley!

Rachel: Is she here?
Kurt: This is a mall in Ohio!

A Latina Eve Harrington. OK if you are going to be gay you simply must know who that is.

I don't believe in denying who you are, but I don't believe in outing either.

Kurt Hummel Is Back At McKinley!

Rachel: Kurt, I need to talk to you about something.
Kurt: Oh, please not another pregnancy.
Rachel: Kurt, we have a lot more in common than you think.
Kurt: That's a terrible thing to say.

Blaine: We should practice.
Kurt: I thought we were.

Glee Quotes

[to Finn] You know, I don't really know what's going to happen between us, but I know that you used to be the guy that would make me feel like the most special girl in the whole world, and it doesn't feel that way anymore. Now it just feels sad and confusing. And the worst part is that it doesn't even feel that bad anymore.


I'm engorged with venom, and triumph.