They can't touch me. They can't touch us.

I would like to graduate high school knowing how to make some sort of pate.

I have no criticisms, go with God Satan, Santana.

Mercedes: So is that a men sweater?
Kurt: Fashion has no gender.

Oh how I've missed your insanity.

Kurt Hummel's back at McKinley!

Rachel: Is she here?
Kurt: This is a mall in Ohio!

A Latina Eve Harrington. OK if you are going to be gay you simply must know who that is.

I don't believe in denying who you are, but I don't believe in outing either.

Kurt Hummel Is Back At McKinley!

Rachel: Kurt, I need to talk to you about something.
Kurt: Oh, please not another pregnancy.
Rachel: Kurt, we have a lot more in common than you think.
Kurt: That's a terrible thing to say.

Blaine: We should practice.
Kurt: I thought we were.

Glee Quotes

Rachel: This is what I wanted!
Sam: No, what you wanted was a second chance to get it right and Carmen just gave it to you. If you throw all that away you're going to be making the same mistake all over again

Finn: I seem to recall a rumor about a certain cheerleading coach at this school who once took horse estrogen and posed for Penthouse back in the day. So maybe I can just track that down and make a few copies and sell those to raise money for Regionals.
Sue: That's nothing but a rumor. But if that rumor were true, my Penthouse centerfold so groundbreaking that it completely redefined the term 'hirsute,' and gave birth unto these United States a pose so limber they named it the Regal American Not-So-Bald Spread Eagle, I promise you, my friend, you would never find it.