Larry David Quotes (Page 5)
Season 8, Episode 4: "The Smiley Face"
Larry: I will be the Edmund Hillary of s**tting wear you eat.
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Larry: You know I talk during intercourse too.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Larry: Cheek to cheek contact for men, that's unacceptable.
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Jeff: You're s**ttin' where you eat.
Larry: That's right. I'm s**tting where I eat.
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Season 8, Episode 3: "Palestinian Chicken"
Larry: I know we have our problems with these people, but man oh man, do they know what they're doing, chicken wise.
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Larry: You really are your mother's daughter, aren't you?
Sammy: Yeah. Now get the f*ck out my driveway you bald prick.
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Eddie: By the way, your lunch is on me.
Larry: I already paid for it.
Eddie: Even better.
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Larry: I think if you didn't want to sleep with her, you wouldn't be so tolerant of the LOL.
Eddie: Well that goes without saying.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Shara: I like you.
Larry: What's not to like.
Shara: Ehh, you're a Jew.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Larry: You're saying LOL. You're verbal texting.
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