The Big Bang Theory

Leonard Hofstadter Quotes (Page 10)

Leonard: No, just you and me.
Penny: Have you thought this through?
Leonard: Yes, and I think we should go anyway.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Leonard: Penny and Leonard 2.0. We can test it internally, shake out the bugs, and if we both think it is solid, we roll it out to the public
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Leonard: What are you afraid of?
Penny: Well, what if we do go out and I do something stupid and dump you again.
Leonard: What if I dump you?
Penny: [Scoffs] Come on, be serious.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Leonard: How does a miserable date end in sex?
Penny: I don't know, it's complicated.
Leonard: Well, I'm a pretty smart guy and right now my brain has dibs on the blood supply so give it a go.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Penny: Bat signal? What are you, some kind of nerd?
Leonard: Not some kind of nerd, I'm the king of nerds.
Penny: What does that mean?
Leonard: Uh, it means if anyone displeases me, I don't help them set up their printer.
Penny: You are so funny.
Leonard: Good. Remember that when I take my shirt off
 • Rating: 3.7 / 5.0

Raj: Did you forget what Penny did to you? It took two years and defiling my sister to turn that frown upside down.
Leonard: I didn't defile your sister, we had a relationship.
Raj:I heard you called her Brown Sugar. In my book, that's defilement.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Penny: You mean, like a date?
Leonard: Not like a date, a date.
 • Rating: 3.7 / 5.0

Leonard: Look, Howard, I'd say there's lots of fish in the sea, but I've seen you dangle your hook in that water for years, do not throw her back.
 • Rating: 4.2 / 5.0

Leonard: I don't know what to tell you, buy her something.
Sheldon: How does that work?
Leonard: Well, you skip over any attempt to repair your emotional connection and you win back her affection with an empty financial gesture.
 • Rating: 3.7 / 5.0

Leonard: You know digital alcohol is not the solution.
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

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