Leonard Hofstadter Quotes (Page 9)
Season 5, Episode 16: "The Vacation Solution"
Penny: So you're saying if I became a famous movie star, we got married, you wouldn't sign a pre-nup?
Leonard: Absolutely not! If I'm gonna be stuck at home with the kids while you're on location cheating on me with Ryan Gosling ... then Leonard gots to get paid.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 15: "The Friendship Contraction"
Leonard: You call that a glowstick? [Pulls out his light saber and turns it on.] That is a glowstick!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Leonard: 'Sup
Sheldon: 'Sup
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Leonard: I am sick of the Roommate Agreement.
• Rating: Unrated
Leonard: Sheldon, Canada is not going to invade California.
Sheldon: Yeah, really? You think those hippies in Washington and Oregon can stop them?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 14: "The Beta Test Initiation"
Leonard: So, I've got a gunshot wound. That's pretty bad-ass.
Penny: No, you've got a Reebok with a gunshot wound and an ouchie on your pinky toe.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Leonard: Can you be more specific on how my eyebrows are "stupid." No, never mind. It's right here.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Leonard: It's color-coded. Red means "fix right away" Yellow is "eh, whenever you get a chance." And, green is "I could probably learn to live with it."
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Penny: You mean like a beta test?
Leonard: Well, technically, this would be an alpha test. A beta test requires people that weren't involved in the development of the appli....
Penny: Seriously, do I not get credit for knowing beta test?
Leonard: No, absolutely you should.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Leonard: I missed you.
Penny: You see me all the time. You sure you don't just miss the sex?
Leonard: Well, yeah, the sex with you is pretty great. Have you ever tried it?
Penny: I have. You're not wrong.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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