The Big Bang Theory

Leonard Hofstadter Quotes (Page 9)

Priya: Just because you're in bed Indian woman, you think that gives you permission to use crazy positions from an ancient Indian love manual?
Leonard: If you could find a book called "Weird Sex With White Boys," I'd be OK with that.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Leonard: I live so close I can hear your toilet flush. I don't listen for it, but nice to know everything's OK with your plumbing. In your building.
 • Rating: Unrated

Leonard: So don't watch TV. Read a book.
Sheldon: And be a social pariah? Now you know that's not my style.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sheldon: Oh what fun. Like hippies at a love-in.
Leonard: Just sit here.
Sheldon: Right on man, right on.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Leonard: Still arguing which is the best CSI?
Howard: We agreed they all have their merits.
 • Rating: Unrated

Leonard: I'm still not adjusted to how SyFy spells their name now. S-Y-F-Y... that's siffy.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sheldon: I'm not aware of the acronym KMN.
Leonard: From the context we think it means 'kill me now.'
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Leonard: How do you get an entire lecture hall to flip you off at the same time?
Howard: Apparently if you're Sheldon all you have to do is turn your back.
 • Rating: Unrated

Penny: What if I got him to apologize and promise to behave?
Leonard: Then I guess we would let him back on the app team and while we're doing that, you can take an aerial tour of L.A. on your flying pig.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Leonard: It's what we do. We give each other a hard time. Hey, Sheldon, you look like a praying mantis.
Sheldon: That was very hurtful.
 • Rating: 4.6 / 5.0

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