Leonard Hofstadter Quotes (Page 6)
Season 6, Episode 4: "The Re-Entry Minimization"
Leonard: In what universe is that a present?
Sheldon: It's not a present. It's the present. There's you and me. It's Penny and Amy. We're playing Pictionary. In the present.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 3: "The Higgs Boson Observation"
Leonard: It had weaponized fruit and a puppet. What more do you want?
• Rating: 3.8 / 5.0
Leonard: Mmm, the nurse is a woman, so he couldn't talk to her. She had to bring him a Grover puppet so he could point at what hurt.
• Rating: 3.3 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 2: "The Decoupling Fluctuation"
Leonard: The guy who seems like an emotionless robot ... is you, but your relationship with Amy is causing you to transform into a red-blooded man with sexual desires.
Sheldon: That is literally the stupidest thing I've heard.
• Rating: 3.7 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 24: "The Countdown Reflection"
Leonard: Come on, Sheldon. It will be fun.
Sheldon: That's what you said about the Green Lantern movie. You were 114 minutes of wrong.
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 23: "The Launch Acceleration"
Leonard: What are you doing?
Amy: We're playing doctor. Star Trek style.
Sheldon: I'm in hell, Leonard. Don't stop.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Sheldon: Can I ask you a question about women?
Leonard: I got you that book last year, wasn't everything in there?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Leonard: I'm sorry! I did, I crossed a line I didn't mean to.
Penny: Who says something like that right in the middle of sex?
Leonard: I don't know, it just came out! People say weird things during sex all the time.
Penny: Okay, well they sure as hell don't say that.
Leonard: It was heat of the moment.
Penny: No, the heat of the moment is "Oh yeah, just like that." Not "will you marry me?"
Leonard: I'm sorry, just-just give me another chance.
Penny: Why, so you can crawl under the covers and go, "Hey, baby, wanna go look for houses in neighborhoods with good schools?"
• Rating: 4.1 / 5.0
Leonard: And, I promise after waiting four months fast is what you are gonna get.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 22: "The Stag Convergence"
Penny: Why should I worry?
Leonard: Well, I don't know. It's a bachelor party, there could be strippers. Wouldn't that make you a little jealous?
Penny: Come on, Leonard, it's you. What's gonna happen? I mean, even if there was a stripper, all you'd do is avoid eye- contact and offer to help her kid with his homework.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
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