Leslie Knope Quotes (Page 11)
Season 3, Episode 7: "Harvest Festival"
Leslie: Lil Sebastian made his debut at the last Harvest Festival in 1987 and he was an instant phenomenon. For the next few years, Sebastian was the #1 boys name in Pawnee and the #3 girls name.
• Rating: Unrated
Leslie: So I have a surprise. And it is possibly to best thing to potentially ever happen to anyone anywhere in the history of the universe. Ladies and gentleman, the world famous Lil Sebastian.
• Rating: Unrated
Leslie: We all just behave rationally and believe we're in control of our own destinies. Come on!
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Season 3, Episode 6: "Indianapolis"
Leslie: One time when I was in high school a guy's mom called me and broke up with me for him. There was another time when I was on a date and I tripped and broke my kneecap, and then the guy said he wasn't feeling it, so he left and I waited for an ambulance. One time I was dating this guy for awhile, and then he got down on one knee and he begged me to never call him again. One guy broke up with me while we were in the shower together. Skywriting isn't always positive. Another time a guy invited me to a beautiful picnic with wine and flowers. And then when I tried to sit down, he said, "Don't eat anything. Rebecca's coming." And then he broke up with me.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Leslie: If you would be willing to just take a brief pit stop, we could see Indiana's second-largest rocking chair.
• Rating: Unrated
Leslie: Then I'm sure he's not cheating on you. But if he is, he's a monster. And if he's not, you guys are great together. But if he is, I will kill him.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Leslie: I think it should be me and then you. But, if you want, it could be you and then me. Or it could go me you me. What do you think?
Ron: How about just you?
Leslie: Thank you, Ron. Yes.
• Rating: Unrated
Leslie: He's not going to be able to keep anything from me. In high school they used to call me Angela Lansbery... but that was because of my hair cut.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Ron: Leslie, you need to understand that we are headed to the most special place on earth. When I'm done eating a Mulligan's meal, for weeks afterwards there flecks of meat in my mustache and I refuse to clean it because every now and then a piece of meat will fall into my mouth.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Leslie: Skywriting isn't always positive.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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