Parks and Recreation

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Parks and recreation
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I received adorable nicknames and amazing backrubs.

Leslie: Ann, I need you to text me every thirty seconds that everything is going to be okay.
Ann: Okay!
Leslie: [Phone rings] Thanks Ann!

When you sit back and let your reputation be destroyed. You go down in history as a frozen whore.

Ron: She's here.
Leslie: Who's here?
Ron: My ex-wife Tammy 2. I can smell the sulfur coming off her cloven hooves.

Chris: Now how big is the park, exactly?
Leslie: It is .000003 square miles.

As a mature, reasonable adult I understand that this will be the last project Ben and I will be working on together. So, please join us the grand opening of Pawnee's smallest park on November 12th, 2070.

I once hosted a forum about a new bike rack that lasted seven hours. Now, when I need these people to complain they're done in 45 minutes?

Oh hey Ben, have you ever seen my complete collection of all 193 National Flags? Oh, here they are!

Yeah we got the moon. What are you going to do without tides, Peru?

Turns out when you think the world's ending you don't aim so carefully in the porto potties.

They're gonna have sex together in five minutes. I've gotta stop this.

Leslie: If the world was ending tomorrow I'd want to be with him.
Ron: Well that's significant the problem is the world's not ending tomorrow.

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Parks & Rec Quotes

Time is money, money is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge, let’s go!

April

Andy: From now on, we will be using code names. You can address me as
Eagle One. Ann, code name -- Been There, Don That. April is --
Currently Doing That. Donna is -- It Happened Once in a Dream; Chris,
code name -- If I Had To Pick a Dude. Ben is -- Eagle Two.
Ben: Oh thank God.