Leslie Knope Quotes
Leslie: Red Vines anyone?
Mr. Wyatt: We're a Twizzlers family.
No to canceling the party and no to Twizzlers. We are a Red Vine family.
Leslie: I'm so happy I want to shout it from the rooftops!
Ben: And she has. We've gotten several noise complaints.
Leslie: We're getting married!
Ben: All right.
Leslie: Oh my God. What are you doing?
Ben: Thinking about my future. I am deeply ridiculously in love with you. And above everything else, I just want to be with you forever.
Leslie: Wait, wait. I need to remember this. Wait, just hold on. I need to remember this. I need to remember every little thing about how perfect my life is at this exact moment.
Ben: Leslie Knope, will you---
Ben: Marry me?
Leslie: Oh yeah, yeah!
Leslie: 3 out of 4 married couples have met each other at spontaneous auctions!
Ann: I don't think that's true.
Leslie: Seniors can be pretty ornery.
Andy: I think it's pronounced "horny."
Great news! Lots of old people have chlamydia!
Ann has told me repeatedly not to get a perm. But Ann's not here. While Ann's away, the mice get perms.
Not only am I a city counselor, but I'm a city councilor with porpoise.
Councilman Jam: I'm gonna drop my liquids in here and drop my solids down the hall.
Leslie: Ew, no.
Councilman Jam: Okay. Your loss.
I am big enough to admit I am often inspired by myself.
Ron: Take this compass. All great adventurers need one.
Leslie: As far as all this firing stuff goes...I will not forget and I will never forgive you.