Leslie: Did he do all this just for you?
Ann: No, he just lives like this. He's deeply in debt, but who cares.

It's like dealing with a strict mother who I am confusingly attracted to. Ben is like a MILF.

Ben: I guess we'll just set fire to the studio or something.
Leslie: Oh that's so sweet, I've never had a boyfriend willing to commit arson for me before.
Donna: It gets old.

I think we may have used up all our luck tonight. Actually, not all of it, he's about to get lucky. [Leslie points to Ben] It's on.

Like I always say, stairs is a young man's game.

As a candidate I appreciate your strategic mind, but as a woman all I care about is your slight but powerful body.

Please let me get my insult out I've been practicing it the whole way over here!

That's the style now Ron. It's called Lollipopping. All the kids are doing it.

Yes, Walter, it does say that you're right. But using basic logic and human intelligence one can surmise that this is a link to an image.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm about to endorse 10 beers into my mouth because it has been an incredible stressful evening.

Oh Ann, you beautiful spinster, I will find you love.

Ron: Thank you all for being here, let's get started.
Leslie: Wow, great attitude Ron.
Ron: Sorry, I was talking to these ribs.

Parks & Rec Quotes

You know why tonight is so much fun? Because everyone's so gay. And they know how to have fun, and the dancing ... everyone is just who they are and who they are is just stone cold gay.

Leslie

Haha, "Euro-trash," I like that. That is indeed a garbage continent.

Ron