Leslie Knope Quotes
Jerry: Mine just says "get well soon."
Leslie: Aren't you sick?
Leslie: ...something's off.
Leslie: "The Time Travelers Optometrist" by Pawnee's own Penelope Foster. A heart-warming story about a caveman eye doctor who travels to present day Cincinnati and can see everything but love. Unreadable. Then Joan slaps her sticker on it: bestseller four years in a row.
Leslie: I have to tell you this feels like Gotcha journalism.
Joan: In what way?
Leslie: That way [points to a picture] you put "Gotcha" on my face.
I am back where I came from!
I'm from Eagleton.
Leslie: You could go to jail. Jail, Ron. Ron, Jail. Jail, Ron, jail. You could go to jail. Jail. Jail. Jail. Jail.
Ron: Are you broken?
Most of these aren't even receipts, like this one says "I bought supplies 2007."
Leslie: Why do you have so many guns?
Tamara: This is America isn't it?
Tamara: Then I don't have to answer stupid questions while standing on my own property.
Ron: Knope, follow me!
Leslie: Just one second.
Leslie: Do you need to get that?
Ann: No, it's just penises.
Waiter: Would you like any wine to start?
Leslie: Yes, and I'm gonna be direct and honest with you, I would like a glass of red wine and I'll take the cheapest one you have because I can't tell the difference.
Ron: What are you doing here?
Leslie: Running away from my problems.
Ron: Come on in.