Parks and Recreation

Leslie Knope Quotes (Page 34)

Leslie: Tom, it's perfectly normal to feel devastated when something is over. That's exactly how I felt when that Planet Earth series ended.
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Leslie [to stripper]: Go crazy, OK? Give my friend here the works. Really grind the sorrow out of him.
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Leslie: OK, Tom. Go put these in places I do not approve of.
Tom: Leslie, I'm gonna put these in places you've never heard of.
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Leslie: OK, lap dances are on me. I mean I'm paying for them. They're not gonna actually be on me.
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Leslie [to Tom]: I'm a feminist, OK? I would never ever go to a strip club. I've gone on record that if I had to have a stripper's name, it would be Equality. But I'm willing to sacrifice all that I've worked for just to put a smile on your perverted little face.
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April: I want to go to The Glitter Factory.
Leslie: Well, drop out of school and start doing meth.
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Leslie: We are going to The Glitter Factory.
Tom: What?
Donna: Not me. I can't go back there. But if you see Jasmine tell her she can keep Anfernee, but I want my microwave back.
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Tom: She's a tall, beautiful surgeon. I'm a short, beautiful government employee slash club promoter.
Leslie: You're a club promoter?
Tom: Aspiring.
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Jerry: I really wish I could have your body.
Tom: What?
April: Eww, like tied up naked in your basement?
Jerry: No, no I mean you're in good shape and you can eat whatever you want.
Leslie: That was weird, Jerry.
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Waiter: How do you want that cooked?
Leslie: Medium roar.
Waiter: Medium rare?
Leslie: No. Medium roar.
Waiter: For legal reasons we're not allowed to make puns about the temperature of the meats anymore.
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