Leslie: Will you go to the prom with me?
Ben: Why, I thought you’d never ask…because we’re 40.

Leslie: What’s your favorite TV show?
Donna: For live tweeting it’s Scandal, for binge watching, it’s Scandal. And for fashion? Scandal. My favorite TV show is Scandal.

Leslie: Now is lady time.
April: You sound like a tampon commercial.

Leslie: What’s the 411? Who you crushin’ on these days?
April: Ew, my husband, weirdo.

The only thing I’m crazy about is a magnificent pregnant manta ray named Ann Perkins.

Ben: We can just sit back and take it easy.
Leslie: No, we’re going to lean forward and take it hard.

Chillin’ in the studs with my dudes.

Good, I hate paperwork. I hardly ever do it in my bed on a Saturday night listening to old Spice Girls CDs.

Once again, Pawnee citizens might tolerate/ignore me!

I’m getting the epiphany sweats!

It was a pizza stuffed with little pizzas. And the crusts of those little pizzas were stuffed with chocolate.

The bride wore a gown made by her friend Ann Perkins and the groom wore a butt so perfect it could make an angel hang himself.

Parks & Rec Quotes

Ben: Newspaper headline was "Ice Town costs ice clown his town crown."
Leslie: Yuck.
Ben: They were big into rhymes.

Time is money, money is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge, let’s go!