Leslie Knope Quotes (Page 6)
Season 5, Episode 1: "Mrs. Knope Goes to Washington"
Leslie: We're overrun with raccoons and obese toddlers.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Leslie: It is nice to see you again.
Ben: Are you talking to my butt?
Leslie: Yes.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 22: "Win, Lose, or Draw"
Ben: Where did you get a Washington Monument figurine at midnight on a Tuesday?
Leslie: From my office - I have like 50 of them.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Ben: Why are you laughing?
Leslie: Because my dream is dead.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Leslie: Your ambiguous ethnic blend perfectly represents the dream of
the American melting pot.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 21: "Bus Tour"
Leslie: We brought a sorry for your loss fruit basket for Bobby. And
it is very classy -- no melons and no apples.
• Rating: Unrated
Leslie: My official statement is that is, overall, a bummer.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 20: "The Debate"
Leslie: I was in favor of closing the Borders bookstore, not the border to Mexico.
• Rating: Unrated
Leslie: Nothing gets me more amped than Sarah Machlachlan.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 19: "Live Ammo"
Jennifer: I swear the air in this town is killing my brain cells."
Leslie: The water isn't good for you either, you shouldn't drink the tap water.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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