Leslie: What’s your favorite TV show?
Donna: For live tweeting it’s Scandal, for binge watching, it’s Scandal. And for fashion? Scandal. My favorite TV show is Scandal.

Leslie: Now is lady time.
April: You sound like a tampon commercial.

Leslie: What’s the 411? Who you crushin’ on these days?
April: Ew, my husband, weirdo.

The only thing I’m crazy about is a magnificent pregnant manta ray named Ann Perkins.

Ben: We can just sit back and take it easy.
Leslie: No, we’re going to lean forward and take it hard.

Chillin’ in the studs with my dudes.

Good, I hate paperwork. I hardly ever do it in my bed on a Saturday night listening to old Spice Girls CDs.

Once again, Pawnee citizens might tolerate/ignore me!

I’m getting the epiphany sweats!

It was a pizza stuffed with little pizzas. And the crusts of those little pizzas were stuffed with chocolate.

The bride wore a gown made by her friend Ann Perkins and the groom wore a butt so perfect it could make an angel hang himself.

Holy mother of Malia! And Sasha! I love them both equally.

Parks & Rec Quotes

Andy: There's an old saying in show business: The show must go wrong. Everything always goes wrong, and you just have to deal with it.

Time is money, money is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge, let’s go!

April