Leslie Knope Quotes
Leslie: What’s your favorite TV show?
Donna: For live tweeting it’s Scandal, for binge watching, it’s Scandal. And for fashion? Scandal. My favorite TV show is Scandal.
Leslie: Now is lady time.
April: You sound like a tampon commercial.
Leslie: What’s the 411? Who you crushin’ on these days?
April: Ew, my husband, weirdo.
The only thing I’m crazy about is a magnificent pregnant manta ray named Ann Perkins.
Ben: We can just sit back and take it easy.
Leslie: No, we’re going to lean forward and take it hard.
Chillin’ in the studs with my dudes.
Good, I hate paperwork. I hardly ever do it in my bed on a Saturday night listening to old Spice Girls CDs.
Once again, Pawnee citizens might tolerate/ignore me!
I’m getting the epiphany sweats!
It was a pizza stuffed with little pizzas. And the crusts of those little pizzas were stuffed with chocolate.
The bride wore a gown made by her friend Ann Perkins and the groom wore a butt so perfect it could make an angel hang himself.
Holy mother of Malia! And Sasha! I love them both equally.