Parks and Recreation

Thursdays 8:30 PM on NBC
Parks and recreation

Leslie: Merry congratuchristmas!
Ron: What?

Ben: I don't know if you knew this, but Leslie was born in Eagleton!
Leslie: Do not blame me for the sins of my mother!

Jazz, plus jazz, plus jazz!

Your show last week on dolphin lactation was riveting radio.

Can you say per capita again? I want to take a picture of you saying "per capita."

[to Joe Biden] You're my...my name just came out of your mouth!

Leslie: 2020.
Ben: Uh. that's a stretch.
Leslie: Fine. 2024. I take the West Wing, you take the East. You can be the First Gentleman.

Ann, you are such a good friend. You are a beautiful, talented, brilliant, powerful musk ox. Thank you, ox, for keeping this ship afloat.

Leslie: Red Vines anyone?
Mr. Wyatt: We're a Twizzlers family.

No to canceling the party and no to Twizzlers. We are a Red Vine family.

Leslie: I'm so happy I want to shout it from the rooftops!
Ben: And she has. We've gotten several noise complaints.
Leslie: We're getting married!
Ben: All right.

Leslie: Oh my God. What are you doing?
Ben: Thinking about my future. I am deeply ridiculously in love with you. And above everything else, I just want to be with you forever.
Leslie: Wait, wait. I need to remember this. Wait, just hold on. I need to remember this. I need to remember every little thing about how perfect my life is at this exact moment.
Ben: Leslie Knope, will you---
Leslie: YES!
Ben: Marry me?
Leslie: Oh yeah, yeah!

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Parks & Rec Quotes

Time is money, money is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge, let’s go!

April

Andy: From now on, we will be using code names. You can address me as
Eagle One. Ann, code name -- Been There, Don That. April is --
Currently Doing That. Donna is -- It Happened Once in a Dream; Chris,
code name -- If I Had To Pick a Dude. Ben is -- Eagle Two.
Ben: Oh thank God.

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